My little brother was a hippie. When he was young, he joined the peace corp. 30 years later he is an organic fruit farmer in Washington state...
Hostile Work Environment
The 5 most powerful words in English
I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing.
The Biggest Bullshit Awards
I've been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master's degree by now. In those 30 months, I've gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it's time to present the participation trophies.
Fucking Parking Lot
I was just two windows away from my second possible menage-a-trois, and I'm so old, I didn't even turn around to look.
Comedy Collection
I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.
The Legend Retires
Believe it or not, I have a friend, who recently became "famous" for quitting. Well, at least "internet famous" (in Tucson only) when he quietly retired.
Christening the Bowl
The Bear came down from Gilbert, and she was looking for a bowl to steal.
Forgotten Dad Lessons
We often forget the impact we have on others. Here's a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.
Tick, Tock I’m Coming for You — Neighbor
I'm infesting my Gilbert, Az, neighborhood like lime disease or rabies.
Fat Biker: Here’s Sweat in Your Eye
Ohh God it burns, when these little balls of salty sweat roll or drop right into the corner of your eyes. It doesn't happen every ride. Sometimes it happens when it hot, sometimes when it's not.
I May Have Assaulted a Douchebag Millennial — Allegedly
If you see me being led away in handcuffs anytime soon, it was just life teaching me another little lesson about me. Here's my side of the story.
