Suck It Tech Giants
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
Congressional contempt
Congress’s pathetic attempts to hold insurrectionists in contempt has backfired.
Today ain’t your birthday, Boy
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
The Canada
Vladimir Putin is the king of bullshitters. He’s so good, even when you know he’s lying, you have to think for a second to realize just how steamy his hot pile can get…
Putin and other neighbors
Most of my neighbors are so fucked up I can barely look them in the eye, but the Bear and the boy keep dragging me into conversations with them.
Fuck St. Patrick and the snakes he rode in on
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
Exhausted fan
In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.
Beer Reviews
There’s no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
Chug that
I just received some devastating news… my Chiweenie may not be what thought she was. She might be, dare I say it… part Pug.
Flaccid is the new Pussy
Like 99 percent of all men, for years I’ve struggled with getting “pussy” right.
Over caution
Sometimes people are just too fucking nice, and I’m not going to trust anyone who waves and smiles at me like a psycho. Especially if they are behind the wheel surrounded by 2000 pounds of metal and plastic, and I’ve got my balls outlined by my “cycling shorts” […]
Requiem for a roommate
I really never cared about the life of birds before I met him. As long as they didn’t poop on my car or swoop down on my head, I hardly noticed they were there. But Alec was quick to point out when two hawks had 4 baby hawks in the big tree on the opposite side of my condo complex in Tucson.
Tagging colleges
In the land of bullshitters, the creator of college tag lines is king.
Whose walk is it anyway?
Who knew the debate about whether older parents are better would be kicked off by a couple of little bitches.
I fucking hate Tom Brady –Updated
Now that the GOAT is gone, it’s going to be harder than ever to market his “personality” to a skeptical public. Details here:https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat
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