My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
#RedForEd has been an awesome movement. I got to share the fruits without doing any of the labor.
Am I the only person on earth who thinks the Supreme Court should have to show its work?
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the wife I am.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it.
Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading the groceries. No one said shit.
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
Congress’s pathetic attempts to hold insurrectionists in contempt has backfired.
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
Vladimir Putin is the king of bullshitters. He’s so good, even when you know he’s lying, you have to think for a second to realize just how steamy his hot pile can get…
Most of my neighbors are so fucked up I can barely look them in the eye, but the Bear and the boy keep dragging me into conversations with them.