It was my niece's wedding, and Shannon is not submitting to nobody, nowhere. She came out of the womb screaming like a banshee, and that screaming for shit didn't stop until she learned how to talk.
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A Bullshit Marketing Report
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing -- for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his "Rant is Due" tirades.
Casual Racism at the Post Office
The Bear and I went to get our passports renewed. His nametag said Bob. Bob was efficient, thorough and a mother fucking racist.
Last Man Serving
My Fucked-Up Tennis Team is now completely fucked-up in an entirely new way.
Flat Head
After 57 years of surviving on this planet, I just found out, I'm deformed.
The N-Word
I love dirty words. Nothing can convey raw emotion and add meaning like throwing a few fucks or shits into the conversation.
Five Things That Better Fucking Happen in 2019
Let's make a list of shit that better happen or we go all Yellow Vests like the French.
