Burned in Sitka

Went on the Alaska Cruise with the Bear. The forecast said cloudy and rain every day. Just what we wanted when we booked this trip for June.  We figured it would have been over 100 degrees for a month in Arizona by then. We figured wrong.

Hooray for Hooters

It had been a long day and a half in a crowded room listening to stories about work while not getting any work done.  I couldn't wait to head over to Hooters. It had been built in our imaginations like a combination of Camelot and Plato's Retreat.  It was the first Hooters in the state -- newly opened in downtown Phoenix.

Religion and Abortion

Let's start this rant on a topic no one wants to discuss:   Abortion and fucking religion. (This is why I only get invited to Savage dinner parties -- nobody wants to listen to this bullshit). Specifically, I'm talking about the Christian fucking religion.

Aywaska U

Please stop trying to expand my mind.  Maybe it's just me, but every where I turn people are talking about psychedelics like I'm doing something wrong because I haven't tripped balls with a Peruvian Guru. Shaman, sorry, Peruvian fucking shaman.