My Neighbor's Chicken Shit
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
The power of spinning
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
The Nelson Step
Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club — one of these steps is not like the others. It’s blonde and has a slightly different pattern
“Covid” cough at the club
“I’m dying,” the wife said in a way we all knew she was not.
Fat Biker: Old Fart Cycling
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Rights and Wrongs
George Carlin said something like – “Americans don’t have ‘rights’; we have temporary privileges.”
Beach BBQ Bingo
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla  was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
Hoisted by his own billables — Updated
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
High Culture and Low Humor
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
Fat Biker – Batteries Not Included
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
Frick the museum
My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
Top 10 Reasons I Left Teaching
#RedForEd has been an awesome movement. I got to share the fruits without doing any of the labor.
Supreme drafts
Am I the only person on earth who thinks the Supreme Court should have to show its work?
Spotting Bullshit
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the wife I am.
Kieran's Humor 