Kieran's Humor

Seeing the world through blue-tinted glasses

By Kieran on June 9, 2021 • ( 9 Comments )

Larry the Cable Guy taught me something on Twitter. I too, am becoming a narrow-minded old fart.

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Keep your distance

By Kieran on June 1, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

Covid is winding down, but I’ll be fine if you fuckers stay 6 feet away from me.

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Modern day Yippie

By Kieran on May 25, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

After finishing the Peace Corp, my brother dropped out of corporate America and became an organic fruit farmer in Washington state. Remember the Hippies and the Yippies? That’s not him.

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Don’t Vax; Don’t Tell

By Kieran on May 18, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

That’s right, show your vax card, venture out in public, and take off that fucking mask. If you are not vaccinated, lock down, mask up and shut the fuck up.

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Bullshit searches

By Kieran on May 11, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find this bullshit.

The list was a little surprising:

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Shit Doctors Say

By Kieran on May 4, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

As a patient, I’ve never got to spend more than about 5 minutes straight with a doctor. Unless I was unconscious and he was cutting something out of my body like my appendix or the soft disc in my lumbar spine. Then maybe I can afford the full hour.

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Happy Birthday — KEVIN

By Kieran on April 27, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

I’m sure you will agree that birthdays are BULLSHIT. You have done nothing to deserve all this. Today, you are just a hairy freeloader forcing a social tax on your friends for food, drinks and gifts. Congratulations — you are now a socialist.

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Fat Biker: Fatter Biker

By Kieran on April 20, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

I never thought it would happen to me. Riding on the flat dirt path next to a canal, I got passed — by an even fatter biker.

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The high cost of the Electoral College

By Kieran on April 13, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

It was created to solve a problem that didn’t exist, and now the very existence of the Electoral College creates a bigger problem — giving power to losers.

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Masking the LJBTC

By Kieran on April 6, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

Sure the rooms were $350 a night, and we could only get a room up the stairs with a “street view,” and the restaurants were closed, and no barbecues on the beach, and there was no food or booze service on the beach. But it came with a “free mask.”