The Patriarchy Made Me Crush a Woman

June 18, 2019June 16, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 3 Comments

I've got no evidence to prove it, but I'm convinced I almost crushed a woman just to support the patriarchy.

Burned in Sitka

June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

Went on the Alaska Cruise with the Bear. The forecast said cloudy and rain every day. Just what we wanted when we booked this trip for June. We figured it would have been over 100 degrees for a month in Arizona by then. We figured wrong.

This Bullshit Got Nominated for a Sunshine Blogger Award

June 11, 2019June 10, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 9 Comments

There's some shit for bloggers called a "Sunshine Award." It's for those who exhibit: Positivity Creativity Sunshine I know what you are thinking... and fuck you I could spread Sunshine...

Hooray for Hooters

June 4, 2019May 29, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

It had been a long day and a half in a crowded room listening to stories about work while not getting any work done. I couldn't wait to head over to Hooters. It had been built in our imaginations like a combination of Camelot and Plato's Retreat. It was the first Hooters in the state -- newly opened in downtown Phoenix.

Religion and Abortion

May 30, 2019May 29, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 4 Comments

Let's start this rant on a topic no one wants to discuss: Abortion and fucking religion. (This is why I only get invited to Savage dinner parties -- nobody wants to listen to this bullshit). Specifically, I'm talking about the Christian fucking religion.

The Best Shot in Tennis History

May 28, 2019May 27, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

I fucking knew Josh and Angry Ed would not be able to let that go. I would have bet a month's pay it would be Angry Ed... but it wasn't.

Aywaska U

May 23, 2019May 24, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 3 Comments

Please stop trying to expand my mind. Maybe it's just me, but every where I turn people are talking about psychedelics like I'm doing something wrong because I haven't tripped balls with a Peruvian Guru. Shaman, sorry, Peruvian fucking shaman.

Better Living through Cortisone

May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ Leave a comment

After years of physical therapy and anti-inflammatories, followed by months of injections and finally artho knee surgery, I finally found my "miracle". Cortisone.