It's an instinct that probably goes back to our days chasing mammoths over a cliff. Cyclists see another rider ahead and do everything they can to pass that bastard.
Fat Biker: Counting Coup
Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke
If I was smart, I would have gone to Las Vegas on Sunday. On Saturday, I hit the fucking Rant is Due lottery -- Lewis Black read another of my little stories.
Gay Nazis for Jesus
I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can't they read their own book?
Steel Plates Ahead — Updated
When I first saw it, I was offended like an 18-year-old woman being called a "freshman" at an Ivy League School.
Scars and Social Skills
We are all born with some anti-social "behaviors" like monkeys flinging shit in a zoo; until our families, "friends" and classmates beat the rules of society into our thick skulls.
It’s your Birthday you Pay
Americans in 2019 are getting a steady stream of how much "better" it is in other countries. Thanks O'Trumpa. But I got way to make them pay...
Un-consensual Updates
No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.
My Love is Bigger than a Subaru
There's a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.
Deadwood Walking
If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. In 5 minutes, you will feel a lot fucking better.
The Biggest Little-Known Crime Against Humanity
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started. Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.
