Kieran's Humor

The high cost of the Electoral College

By Kieran on April 13, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

It was created to solve a problem that didn’t exist, and now the very existence of the Electoral College creates a bigger problem — giving power to losers.

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Masking the LJBTC

By Kieran on April 6, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

Sure the rooms were $350 a night, and we could only get a room up the stairs with a “street view,” and the restaurants were closed, and no barbecues on the beach, and there was no food or booze service on the beach. But it came with a “free mask.”

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Dick Move or Nah?

By Kieran on March 30, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

Among the Pendejos we have a split decision on whether Shad should be nominated for a bronze medal in Dick Move of the Year 2021.

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Shank you very much

By Kieran on March 23, 2021 • ( 7 Comments )

Like most dangerous things, it started with an innocent and simple suggestion.

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Shit online teachers say

By Kieran on March 16, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

The echos of 7th grade math have been reverberating through my house for the past 2 months.

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Useless readers

By Kieran on March 11, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

“Ohh Jesus, I can’t see it. Can you?” Sugar Mama asked as she held her phone as far away from her scrunched up face as possible.

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Fuck “Up talking”

By Kieran on March 6, 2021 • ( 7 Comments )

Remember when “Up talking” was just for teenage girls and gay men? Those were the fucking days.

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Facebook Bullshit

By Kieran on March 4, 2021 • ( 7 Comments )

For the four people who found this blog through Facebook, you may have noticed a change. No longer is my Facebook page called Kieran’s Bullshit.

Facebook called bullshit on Kieran’s Bullshit.

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Can’t stomach more Bullshit

By Kieran on March 2, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

Since I quit my job in Tucson, I’ve had my fill of fiction.

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Fat Biker: The Wire

By Kieran on February 19, 2021 • ( 9 Comments )

“I bought this bike, so I could ride it. I don’t want to learn how to fix it.”

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Got Milk?

By Kieran on February 9, 2021 • ( 11 Comments )

Just try to hold your breath when cycling past the dairy farm — I fucking dare you. It can’t be done.

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Stay in school

By Kieran on February 2, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

Here’s a message I thought I could stand up and salute… or at least a part of me could.

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Abandon the Third-World Racquet Club — Updated

By Kieran on January 28, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

After a dozen years of living part time in the Dirty T, right around Christmas, I quit my job — so I’m selling my condo and abandoning the third-world racquet club.

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Say their name — Traitors

By Kieran on January 19, 2021 • ( 12 Comments )

Protestors, rioters, terrorists… seem to be the media’s choice for naming the fools who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 and might be planning more attacks this week.
Cops and prosecutors arrest and charge them as trespassers and assaulters and say they participated in “disorderly conduct.”
But all that’s bullshit.

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The Bear is gone; Sugar Mama is here to stay

By Kieran on January 14, 2021 • ( 9 Comments )

Turns out the woman who I have referred to as “The Bear” on the internet for the past three years is not an animal at all.

She’s my Sugar Mama… showering me with all of that sweet, sweet teacher money.

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