Re-pussy-can Party

I used to grudginly respect Republicans. I didn’t agree with any of their trickle-down, deficit-hawk, invade Iraq bullshit. But I respected how strongly they believed.

A generation ago, they at least had an ounce of respect. They looked into crimes committed from the oval office. They urged Nixon to resign and sort of investigated Reagan’s missiles to Iran.

They were selfish pricks who didn’t give a shit about the poor. They didn’t just play hardball, they played “fuck-you-and-your-children ball” (never forget Judge Merrick Garland — they “stole” the Supreme Court).

I used to respect that. I used to think the Democrats should be more like that. I used to think Republicans cared about this country.

Not any more. In 2017, they have proven they will:

  • Promote pedophiles to get just one more vote in the Senate (Roy Moore)

  • Publish angry books and letters complaining about the lost principles of the party — then vote to support any thing that Putin asks Trump to do (Jeff Flake, Bob Corker, John McCain, Susan Collins…)

  • (And worst of all) Prostrate themselves before that orange traitorous pompous prince.

They did a lot more shit than that, but I don’t have time to type out of the volumes of text it would take to tell that story.

The Re-pussy-can Party

If you praise any American politician like you are in the fucking politburo under Stalin or a North Korean General kissing Kim’s ass, you’re just a fucking bunch of pussies.

Look at this shit. This kind of kiss-assery is completely unAmerican. No one in this country should support these fucking sycophants. If you voted Republican, and you are not ashamed of these toadies, you are a total Re-pussy-can.

The last Republican standing who still has some balls is Nikki Haley. She’s wrong about everything, but at least she believes she is right and is not kissing Trump’s massive orange ass at every opportunity.

I’m all for a conservative party in America. I probably won’t vote for it, but we need a strong party that is concerned about tax and government growth, willing to support military expansion and prefers local control and individual rights over federal programs. Sometimes those are the right things to do, and we need someone honorable to stand up for those principles.

Without a credible party on the right, the racists, fanatics and fascists will step into the void. It will be Charlottesville over and over again. No one wants a nominating convention full of tiki torches.

Same is true for the Democrats. Without a strong center-left party, the left extremists would fill that void. The Democrats have done a lot of Bullshit in their time too. But they never sat in a cabinet meeting heaping praise on the “dear leader” like their fucking lives depended on it.

Who the fuck threatens nuclear war with “My Button is bigger, and my Button works” like he is in the middle of a junior high circle jerk?

What kind of fucking pussies do you have to be (Paul Ryan) to say “button tweeter” is doing an “exquisite” job?

All these fucking Re-pussy-cans have become a shithole of a party that’s willing to shutdown the government over dreamers who they say they want to help. We need a “Re-pussy-can Ban” to keep them out of office and out of power.

Maybe a few years out of power will beat the kiss assery out of them, and they can become Republicans again.