I hate to admit this, but I think your little invisible friend Jesus has been following me.
And if you think about it, god’s communication with us has been going downhill.
- Adam got to hold hands with him like it was a gay weekend on Fire Island
- Moses had a burning bush
- Paul got a shining light on the road to Damascus.
- We (that’s you and me) get shitty church signs and bumper stickers.
So I compiled a list of my personal “Signs from God”, and I took a shot at what the almighty is trying to tell us.
I’ll call it the Top 10, but there’s 11 of ’em.