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Rain Pussies

It hadn’t rained in Tucson for 50 days and 50 nights.  The first time it did, my fucked up tennis friends “ran away” like they were being chased by a killer rabbit.

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Name Change for Angry Ed — Updated

My little witness-protection friend may have to change his nickname. His “real” name is Ed Vegas — or so he says, but how many “Venezuelans” have the last name Vegas?

That’s the US Marshal’s office laughing their ass off as they make fake names for each Colombian drug lord they turn.

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The Sun Pussy

These goddamn pendejos from Tucson have taken body shaming to a whole fucking new level.

This time we were renting a few days with the 1% in the LJBTC community.  Fuck Disneyland, the LJBTC is the happiest place on earth.

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Hooray for Hooters

It had been a long day and a half in a crowded room listening to stories about work while not getting any work done.  I couldn’t wait to head over to Hooters.

It had been built in our imaginations like a combination of Camelot and Plato’s Retreat.  It was the first Hooters in the state — newly opened in downtown Phoenix.

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Free the Nipple — Updated

I have a lot of political opinions, but I don’t do much about them.  I vote. But I don’t protest, I don’t donate to political causes very often, I don’t volunteer.

I’m suspicious of all groups. I’m not “a joiner”, and I really kinda hate people.  But I finally found a political movement I can get behind: Free the Nipple.

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A History of Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona, where mighty rivers go to die.

Phoenix is a giant sandy sponge that soaks up all the fresh water from 5 states.  The Salt and Verde rivers bring water from northern Arizona and New Mexico and run dry 30 miles short of Phoenix.    The underground aquifers of the Santa Cruz, Gila, Agua Fria and New rivers drift into the Valley of the Sun.

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Killing me with Coffee

Something different.

This crazy lady I met on the internet asked if I would write something for her blog.  Unlike all the other lifestyle and recipe blogs, she rants and swears with the best of them.  Unlike my bullshit, there’s a lot more to her stuff than just anger and insults.

So, I could only hope to put some bullshit together that would fit on her page.  And sadly this is the best I could do.

You can read it on her page:

http://ccorral.blogspot.com/2019/01/killing-me-with-coffee.html

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Traitor McGee — Updated

Just like Trump running to Putin, this season one of the fucked up players on my tennis team went running to a bunch of “wanna be” winners. I was told “Traitor McGee” (not his real name, but close enough) wrote “a really nice note” on his way out […]

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The Nelson Step

Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club — one of these steps is not like the others. It’s blonde and has a slightly different pattern

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Meatapalooza Please

The competitive drunks who conned me into a Texas trip last year, invited me for a weekend in the mountains. I was the first one to say “yes.” My bowels have been giving me shit ever since.

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Micro-aggressions

I hate just about everything that is fucking PC, but in the past few weeks I’ve learned to really like “micro-aggressions.” I plan to use a lot of them at parties and family gatherings. Since most of my friends are older than dirt, I’ve had to explain micro-agressions […]

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Kieran's Humor

Not suitable for children, the sensitive or those hoping to get into heaven.

i like margarine

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George Hahn

Urban raconteur in pursuit of sartorial stealth and effective living.

Why do we god?

An atheist blog that seeks to discredit the Bible by exposing its silliness.

In My Life

By Pam R.

Secondrate Cyclist

Pieces of life and the love of family mixed with the passion to ride

Kevin Hotter

Los Angeles Freelance Writer • Comedian • Photographer •

The Bloggess

Like Mother Teresa, only better.

A Midnight Rider

Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island

the idle cyclist

cycling less than i plan

THE MEMOIR LIFE

"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James

A Dude Abikes

The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.

Jay's Brainstorms

All kinds of ideas and thoughts

Ben's Bitter Blog

"We make bitter better."

Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.

THE WIDOW BADASS BLOG

"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.

My Life Lived Full

If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

Chasing Unicorns

Where smartasses chase unicorns

Nowhere Tribune

News and views from nowhere in particular, somewhere in Texas

A Site for Sore Guys

A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.

Tales from the Land Manatee

My life as a cautionary tale.

icouldbewrong.blog

Informative, invigorating, sometimes even entertaining ... Your comments are encouraged here!

The Out And Abouter

- Satire, Commentary, Satirical Commentary -