It's an instinct that probably goes back to our days chasing mammoths over a cliff. Cyclists see another rider ahead and do everything they can to pass that bastard.
If I was smart, I would have gone to Las Vegas on Sunday. On Saturday, I hit the fucking Rant is Due lottery -- Lewis Black read another of my little stories.
I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can't they read their own book?
When I first saw it, I was offended like an 18-year-old woman being called a "freshman" at an Ivy League School.
We are all born with some anti-social "behaviors" like monkeys flinging shit in a zoo; until our families, "friends" and classmates beat the rules of society into our thick skulls.
Americans in 2019 are getting a steady stream of how much "better" it is in other countries. Thanks O'Trumpa. But I got way to make them pay...
No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.
There's a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.
If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. In 5 minutes, you will feel a lot fucking better.
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started. Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.