Author Archives

Kieran

I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.

Menage a What The Fuck?

I only have one “sex” story that I used to share in public.

I was 16 years old and working at the ghetto grocery store that was a few blocks from my parents’ house.  One winter night around 9 p.m. I was rounding up the last of the shopping carts in the parking lot.

This tiny little rusted out piece-of-shit sedan was a rockin’.

Rate this:

Iris LaBonga

I have never trusted birds — useless fucking things that just mock us with their ability to swoop down on our heads.  But years ago something happened that changed my mind.

Rate this:

Free the Nipple — Updated

I have a lot of political opinions, but I don’t do much about them.  I vote. But I don’t protest, I don’t donate to political causes very often, I don’t volunteer.

I’m suspicious of all groups. I’m not “a joiner”, and I really kinda hate people.  But I finally found a political movement I can get behind: Free the Nipple.

Rate this:

Fuck Free College

Bernie, AOC and some of the new flaming liberals have a long list of shit they want to change.  I’m with them on most of it, but not one — free college.

Fuck Free College.  We don’t want a repeat of senior year in high school with bored kids hanging out in the classroom to avoid the working week.

Rate this:

Post-Op Bullshit

The surgeon looked at me with the kind of disgust one saves for making sure the cockroach is dead before you throw it in the trash.

“What do you mean it still hurts?” he said. “You had a leaf tear and I smoothed it all out.”

Rate this:

Diphthong Denea

One of the fucked-up things about playing recreational tennis is away matches.

You have to drive to some other part of town and play on strange courts.  And worse, we can’t just walk to the Third World bar to enjoy some popcorn and beer with the resident mice — we are forced to pick a different bar.

Rate this:

Fat Biker: Wheel Suckers

Most cyclists are your basic MAMIL’s (middle-aged men in lycra) — you know harmless, masochistic skinny fucks who enjoy burning muscle pain and oxygen deprivation. 

But occasionally out of a pack of MAMIL’s, one douchebag will pop up like burnt toast.  There’s a few different types of douches, but the worst is the wheel-sucker.

Rate this:

i like margarine

accessories sold separately

George Hahn

Thousandaire playboy in pursuit of sartorial stealth and effective living.

Why do we god?

An atheist blog that seeks to discredit the Bible by exposing its silliness.

In My Life

By Pam R.

Secondrate Cyclist

Pieces of life and the love of family mixed with the passion to ride

Kevin Hotter

Los Angeles Freelance Writer • Comedian • Photographer •

The Bloggess

Like Mother Teresa, only better.

A Midnight Rider

Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island

the idle cyclist

cycling less than i plan

THE MEMOIR LIFE

"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James

A Dude Abikes

The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.

Jay's Brainstorms

All kinds of ideas and thoughts

Ben's Bitter Blog

"We make bitter better."

Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.

THE WIDOW BADASS BLOG

"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.

My Life Lived Full

If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

Chasing Unicorns

Where smartasses chase unicorns

Nowhere Tribune

News and views from nowhere in particular, somewhere in Texas

A Site for Sore Guys

A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.

Tales from the Land Manatee

My life as a cautionary tale.

icouldbewrong.blog

Informative, invigorating, sometimes even entertaining ... Your comments are encouraged here!

The Out And Abouter

- Satire, Commentary, Satirical Commentary -