Goddamnit, Indian Wells changed the margarita glasses at the fucking tennis tournament this year.
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it. Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading […]
Mark Fuckerberg* has been selling my “soul” to the highest bidder for years, and all I am doing is quietly screaming “Fuck You” on Facebook.
Well, well, looky who volunteered to captain our fucked-up tennis team this season: Julian, the ODM (Original Douchebag Millennial). We didn’t even get to start the first match before the fucking universe brought down a cloud of karma on his head. Fellow douchebag, Sherwin, bailed out of the […]
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
Listen my children, pick your career wisely. Nobody ever thinks about how many of your friends and family will expect “free service” for whatever skills you may
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
The most interesting definitions in English are the dirty ones — especially the twisted ways we use genitalia to describe personality traits. Part of me feels
The worst part of road biking: flat tires. And I get a shit ton of flat tires. The last two were annoying little piss ant slow leaks
“Intelligent Design” is such a steaming pile of horse shit — every time some dumbass says it, part of my subconscious wants to hit them in the head with a shov
I was drinking with a few friends at the 3rd world racquet club last week. I told them about a neighbor when I was a kid in Akron, Ohio. They didn’t like it…
For thousands of years humans have been shitting all wrong. At least that’s what goat-fucking Geno says…
I can’t read shit without glasses, and for 3 years, I just carried a pair of readers. Suddenly in the past few weeks, I keep losing my fucking glasses.
This is what I wrote: “Hey Lewis, I’m here tonight and have an urgent problem. I’ve got one dose of Immodium left, and I can’t remember if it stops diarrhea…