The older I get, the more I blame the fucking chimps for most of our problems.
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
I fought the Facebook, and the Facebook won.
I don’t have any evidence to prove it, but I swear to your imaginary God the old dicks of Palm Springs are the only thing keeping the economy surging
Grown-ass men tell me to “watch my language” when kids are around. Fuck that.
The Bear teaches 6th grade in a poor neighborhood. Every once in a while when the Phoenix Suns really suck, they pad the house by giving away tickets
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses’ tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
An FNG got into the email game with my fucked-up tennis team. He completely fucked it up. So I had to pull out my teacher’s highlighter and school him
Adrenaline is powerful shit.
I created The Bear moniker last year just for this Bullshit blog, but for years my wife has had a much crueler nickname: T-Rex.
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
Goddamnit, Indian Wells changed the margarita glasses at the fucking tennis tournament this year.
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it. Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading […]
Mark Fuckerberg* has been selling my “soul” to the highest bidder for years, and all I am doing is quietly screaming “Fuck You” on Facebook.