Fuck Free College

Bernie, AOC and some of the new flaming liberals have a long list of shit they want to change.  I'm with them on most of it, but not one -- free college. Fuck Free College.  We don't want a repeat of senior year in high school with bored kids hanging out in the classroom to avoid the working week.

Diphthong Denea

One of the fucked-up things about playing recreational tennis is away matches. You have to drive to some other part of town and play on strange courts.  And worse, we can't just walk to the Third World bar to enjoy some popcorn and beer with the resident mice -- we are forced to pick a different bar.

Fat Biker: Wheel Suckers

Most cyclists are your basic MAMIL's (middle-aged men in lycra) -- you know harmless, masochistic skinny fucks who enjoy burning muscle pain and oxygen deprivation.  But occasionally out of a pack of MAMIL's, one douchebag will pop up like burnt toast.  There's a few different types of douches, but the worst is the wheel-sucker.

A History of Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona, where mighty rivers go to die. Phoenix is a giant sandy sponge that soaks up all the fresh water from 5 states.  The Salt and Verde rivers bring water from northern Arizona and New Mexico and run dry 30 miles short of Phoenix.    The underground aquifers of the Santa Cruz, Gila, Agua Fria and New rivers drift into the Valley of the Sun.