Farting in class
It was the first or second day of school the first year I was teaching 8th grade when “Bradley” tried to blow the ceiling off the classroom with what could have been the world’s loudest and longest fart.
Kieran
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
Fat Biker: ducks are dicks
Ducks should run like chickens. But not the fucking gaggle on the Western Canal bike path south of Baseline Road in Mesa, Az.
No Thanks — Savages
While other people ignore the warnings and pack the airports, there will be no big Savage family Thanksgiving. Can’t have 20-plus people gather in 2020.
WordPress – cheese movers
Just when I was getting used to the new shittyness of the WordPress block editor – they fucked up the scheduler.
Crime and President –Updated
I used to think only Banana Republics prosecuted and imprisoned politicians who lost.
But we need to make an exception for the Orange Republican.
Outbreak Breakout
After 7 months of lockdown, we broke my dad out of the old folks home.
This is only the beginning
No matter what happens tonight on election night, it’s just the beginning.
SFD — that’s me
I recently went to my first writers conference (virtually). What did I learn? I’m a shitty writer.
Fat Biker: Screwed — updated
I was as happy as a school girl on heroin pedaling through a residential neighborhood in San Diego — when I got screwed. Hundreds of times. That’s how many drywall screws were lying about the bike lane pointing every which way. Gray screws against gray pavement. Almost impossible […]
A little bit of Akron in La Jolla
The LJBTC community was invested by two things from Akron, Ohio at the same time. The LJBTC will never be the same.
A perfectly good hat
I came out of the closet carrying a fairly new, perfectly good hat. But I will never wear that shit again.
Best Wishes is BULLSHIT
When Trump got the Covid, way too many fucking people “wished” him well.
No good deed goes unpunished. No well-intentioned wish doesn’t fuck up the universe — again.
Beyond Atheism
I was insufferable enough when I was just an atheist. But in the last few years, it’s gotten worse.
Manis PigPenus
Recently, I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic and progressive disease. No worries, it’s not fatal — as long as I “treat it” correctly.
My first hater
“Chacha,” an anonymous and apparently literary genius of the internet, gave this bullshit it’s first “real” bad review.
