Fuck St. Patrick and the snakes he rode in on
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
Kieran
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
Exhausted fan
In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.
Beer Reviews
There’s no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
Chug that
I just received some devastating news… my Chiweenie may not be what I thought she was. She might be, dare I say it… part Pug.
Flaccid is the new Pussy
Like 99 percent of all men, for years I’ve struggled with getting “pussy” right.
Over caution
Sometimes people are just too fucking nice, and I’m not going to trust anyone who waves and smiles at me like a psycho. Especially if they are behind the wheel surrounded by 2000 pounds of metal and plastic, and I’ve got my balls outlined by my “cycling shorts” […]
Requiem for a roommate
I really never cared about the life of birds before I met him. As long as they didn’t poop on my car or swoop down on my head, I hardly noticed they were there. But Alec was quick to point out when two hawks had 4 baby hawks in the big tree on the opposite side of my condo complex in Tucson.
Tagging colleges
In the land of bullshitters, the creator of college tag lines is king.
Whose walk is it anyway?
Who knew the debate about whether older parents are better would be kicked off by a couple of little bitches.
I fucking hate Tom Brady –Updated
Now that the GOAT is gone, it’s going to be harder than ever to market his “personality” to a skeptical public. Details here:https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat
Next man up
If you have ever wanted to play in the NFL, start working out now…
No this isn’t some fucking review of the Kurt Warner movie – an underdog tale of “pray and play and someday your dreams will come true”…
It’s much worse than that. It’s the fucking Covid.
WTF WTA
Taking a moral stand in a sports business seems to be a modern oxymoron. Or at least that’s what I wrote and they foolishly published on this website: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/wta-intervention
Resurrection of the Roomba
For nearly two decades, I grieved the loss of my original Roomba. The little robot vacuum that couldn’t.
STFU about prosecuting Trump
Every week for the last 5 years, we have heard the same bullshit, “as soon as he is out of office Trump and his co-conspirators will be arrested and prosecuted.”
Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
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