I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
Well, well, looky who volunteered to captain our fucked-up tennis team this season: Julian, the ODM (Original Douchebag Millennial). We didn’t even get to start the first match before the fucking universe brought down a cloud of karma on his head. Fellow douchebag, Sherwin, bailed out of the […]
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
Listen my children, pick your career wisely. Nobody ever thinks about how many of your friends and family will expect “free service” for whatever skills you may
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
The most interesting definitions in English are the dirty ones — especially the twisted ways we use genitalia to describe personality traits. Part of me feels
The worst part of road biking: flat tires. And I get a shit ton of flat tires. The last two were annoying little piss ant slow leaks
“Intelligent Design” is such a steaming pile of horse shit — every time some dumbass says it, part of my subconscious wants to hit them in the head with a shov
I was drinking with a few friends at the 3rd world racquet club last week. I told them about a neighbor when I was a kid in Akron, Ohio. They didn’t like it…
For thousands of years humans have been shitting all wrong. At least that’s what goat-fucking Geno says…
I can’t read shit without glasses, and for 3 years, I just carried a pair of readers. Suddenly in the past few weeks, I keep losing my fucking glasses.
This is what I wrote: “Hey Lewis, I’m here tonight and have an urgent problem. I’ve got one dose of Immodium left, and I can’t remember if it stops diarrhea…
My little brother was a hippie. When he was young, he joined the peace corp. 30 years later he is an organic fruit farmer in Washington state…
I used to wonder how all these bicycle shops on every corner stayed in business. Then I got into cycling. Mystery solved
Last weekend, the Bear said “the Bear hit a home run, didn’t I.” Yes, you did honey — but the 3rd person “nickname” reference is fucking weird. Anyway…
After knowing me, and/or reading these Bullshit emails, several former friends of mine have told me to seek professional help. “Fuck that and Fuck you”…
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Thousandaire playboy in pursuit of sartorial stealth and effective living.
An atheist blog that seeks to discredit the Bible by exposing its silliness.
By Pam R.
Pieces of life and the love of family mixed with the passion to ride
Los Angeles Freelance Writer • Comedian • Photographer •
Like Mother Teresa, only better.
Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island
cycling less than i plan
"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James
The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.
All kinds of ideas and thoughts
A Funny Blog
"We make bitter better."
Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.
"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.
If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
Where smartasses chase unicorns
News and views from nowhere in particular, somewhere in Texas
A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.
My life as a cautionary tale.
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