I always wanted to be a sailor -- owning my own little boat. The Bear would never let me.
Sailing
Category: Bad Tech
Face it, no matter how great it can sometimes be, technology still sucks.
Recycling is Bullshit
The Bear was so fucking proud of the "campaign" she created for her 6th grade class using "Recycle Michael," a tin-man like character made from "recyclables." ...I don't have the heart to tell her that recycling is bullshit.
Un-consensual Updates
No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.
Aywaska U — Updated
Please stop trying to expand my mind. Maybe it's just me, but every where I turn people are talking about psychedelics like I'm doing something wrong because I haven't tripped balls with a Peruvian Guru. Shaman, sorry, Peruvian fucking shaman.
Totalitarian Tech
George Orwell got it slightly wrong. Big Brother is not a totalitarian political dictator, he's the tech nerd trying to "make your life better." We know Facebook and Google make their money selling data about us. There's billions in knowing who you are, who you know, what you do and where you go.
