Category: Bullshit Blogging

Blogging has its own set of problems.

SFD — that’s me

By Kieran on October 31, 2020 • ( 15 Comments )

I recently went to my first writers conference (virtually). What did I learn? I’m a shitty writer.

My first hater

By Kieran on September 15, 2020 • ( 18 Comments )

“Chacha,” an anonymous and apparently literary genius of the internet, gave this bullshit it’s first “real” bad review.

Begging for Blogs

By Kieran on March 12, 2020 • ( 3 Comments )

Talking shit about your “friends” on the internet should be endorsed by the American Psychological Association — it’s a great sanity check.

Papas don’t let your babies grow up to read Bullshit

By Kieran on February 20, 2020 • ( 6 Comments )

I learned recently that several fathers have let their children read this Bullshit. I’m seriously thinking about calling Child Protective Services.

Cash for Kidney Stones — Updated

By Kieran on December 26, 2019 • ( 2 Comments )

I hate the health care system just for treating me like a child, but this week my writer friend Sean is really fucked — or whatever anglo-saxon swear word you can wrap around having a rock stuck in your urethra.

Spouse Shaming by Kate

By Kieran on December 19, 2019 • ( 12 Comments )

I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn’t like my answer.

Video Page

By Kieran on December 7, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/

Bullshit Branding

By Kieran on November 16, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I know they are trying to be helpful and sell me a little something I might need, but these god damn articles about “marketing” my blog just sound fucking stupid when applied to this “Bullshit.”

The 5 most powerful words in English

By Kieran on August 15, 2019 • ( 14 Comments )

I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I’m calling bullshit on this whole thing.

The Biggest Bullshit Awards

By Kieran on August 13, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

I’ve been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master’s degree by now. In those 30 months, I’ve gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it’s time to present the participation trophies.

Sunshine Blogger Redux

By Kieran on June 20, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

The joke continues. Rants and Swears “re-nominated me” for a Sunshine Award.

This Bullshit Got Nominated for a Sunshine Blogger Award

By Kieran on June 11, 2019 • ( 12 Comments )

There’s some shit for bloggers called a “Sunshine Award.” It’s for those who exhibit:

Positivity
Creativity
Sunshine

I know what you are thinking… and fuck you I could spread Sunshine…

My Participation Trophy — Now with video

By Kieran on February 7, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.

Finding Bullshit

By Kieran on January 31, 2019 • ( 1 Comment )

People have found this Bullshit in some pretty fucked up ways.

Cut Me, Doc, Cut Me

By Kieran on January 29, 2019 • ( 2 Comments )

I know it probably won’t work, but I’m signing up for surgery.

I’ve combined advil and tylenol. I’ve done the physical therapy, the braces and the weird shots of sugar and bacteria — or spun out particles of my own blood.

Left knee got better. Right knee got worse.