I hate the health care system just for treating me like a child, but this week my writer friend Sean is really fucked -- or whatever anglo-saxon swear word you can wrap around having a rock stuck in your urethra.
I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn't like my answer.
I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/
I know they are trying to be helpful and sell me a little something I might need, but these god damn articles about "marketing" my blog just sound fucking stupid when applied to this "Bullshit."
I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing.
I've been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master's degree by now. In those 30 months, I've gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it's time to present the participation trophies.
The joke continues. Rants and Swears "re-nominated me" for a Sunshine Award.
There's some shit for bloggers called a "Sunshine Award." It's for those who exhibit: Positivity Creativity Sunshine I know what you are thinking... and fuck you I could spread Sunshine...
Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.
People have found this Bullshit in some pretty fucked up ways.