Category: Bullshit Blogging

Blogging has its own set of problems.

I fucking hate Tom Brady

By Kieran on January 19, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )

But I couldn’t just say that as my latest sports satire piece. So I wrote this instead: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat

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Sugar Mama vs Bear

By Kieran on September 14, 2021 • ( 12 Comments )

In the battle of the Bullshit blog nicknames, I was confident I had picked a winner. Surprise, I fucked that up.

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Bullshit searches

By Kieran on May 11, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find this bullshit.

The list was a little surprising:

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SFD — that’s me

By Kieran on October 31, 2020 • ( 16 Comments )

I recently went to my first writers conference (virtually). What did I learn? I’m a shitty writer.

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My first hater

By Kieran on September 15, 2020 • ( 18 Comments )

“Chacha,” an anonymous and apparently literary genius of the internet, gave this bullshit it’s first “real” bad review.

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Begging for Blogs

By Kieran on March 12, 2020 • ( 4 Comments )

Talking shit about your “friends” on the internet should be endorsed by the American Psychological Association — it’s a great sanity check.

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Papas don’t let your babies grow up to read Bullshit

By Kieran on February 20, 2020 • ( 6 Comments )

I learned recently that several fathers have let their children read this Bullshit. I’m seriously thinking about calling Child Protective Services.

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Cash for Kidney Stones — Updated

By Kieran on December 26, 2019 • ( 2 Comments )

I hate the health care system just for treating me like a child, but this week my writer friend Sean is really fucked — or whatever anglo-saxon swear word you can wrap around having a rock stuck in your urethra.

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Spouse Shaming by Kate

By Kieran on December 19, 2019 • ( 12 Comments )

I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn’t like my answer.

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Video Page

By Kieran on December 7, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/

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Bullshit Branding

By Kieran on November 16, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I know they are trying to be helpful and sell me a little something I might need, but these god damn articles about “marketing” my blog just sound fucking stupid when applied to this “Bullshit.”

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The 5 most powerful words in English

By Kieran on August 15, 2019 • ( 15 Comments )

I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I’m calling bullshit on this whole thing.

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The Biggest Bullshit Awards

By Kieran on August 13, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

I’ve been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master’s degree by now. In those 30 months, I’ve gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it’s time to present the participation trophies.