Category: Covid-19

Stories of the pandemic

Year of the Rat

By Kieran on October 27, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

Don’t care what the Chinese say, I’m calling 2021 the Year of the Rat.
2020 was obviously the Year of the Dog. The pandemic put us all at home. Heaven for most dogs. Free treats and walks all day.

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The plague we deserve

By Kieran on June 29, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

For years comedians like George Carlin and Bill Burr have been calling for a plague. Something to wipe out the stupid and intolerable.

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Keep your distance

By Kieran on June 1, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

Covid is winding down, but I’ll be fine if you fuckers stay 6 feet away from me.

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Don’t Vax; Don’t Tell

By Kieran on May 18, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

That’s right, show your vax card, venture out in public, and take off that fucking mask. If you are not vaccinated, lock down, mask up and shut the fuck up.

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Masking the LJBTC

By Kieran on April 6, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

Sure the rooms were $350 a night, and we could only get a room up the stairs with a “street view,” and the restaurants were closed, and no barbecues on the beach, and there was no food or booze service on the beach. But it came with a “free mask.”

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No Thanks — Savages

By Kieran on November 26, 2020 • ( 8 Comments )

While other people ignore the warnings and pack the airports, there will be no big Savage family Thanksgiving. Can’t have 20-plus people gather in 2020.

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Outbreak Breakout

By Kieran on November 7, 2020 • ( 11 Comments )

After 7 months of lockdown, we broke my dad out of the old folks home.

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Best Wishes is BULLSHIT

By Kieran on October 6, 2020 • ( 3 Comments )

When Trump got the Covid, way too many fucking people “wished” him well.

No good deed goes unpunished. No well-intentioned wish doesn’t fuck up the universe — again.

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Bet on Treatment

By Kieran on July 28, 2020 • ( 7 Comments )

It’s a race to see what will come first for Covid-19: a treatment or a vaccine. Put your money on the treatment — there is no money in vaccines.

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LJBTC doesn’t welcome me

By Kieran on June 16, 2020 • ( 3 Comments )

Sometimes the universe hates my plans.

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Spanish Flu Redo

By Kieran on May 14, 2020 • ( 9 Comments )

This “re-opening” shit is giving me Deja-Vu.

It’s either a glitch in the Matrix, or I’ve been watching too many fucking documentaries, and I spent too much time with my grandfather.

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Chiweenie

By Kieran on April 30, 2020 • ( 9 Comments )

Ignorance can be bliss.

I wish I had never learned the “breed” name for my little pandemic puppy.

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Sealed Up Tight

By Kieran on April 28, 2020 • ( 8 Comments )

My father’s Senior Living Community in Arizona is sealed like a zip-lock doggie bag.

No family in or out. The “inmates” can walk the courtyard but not outside the building.

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Killer Carol — Updated with Pics

By Kieran on April 21, 2020 • ( 26 Comments )

I’ve had dogs that liked me, but they always “loved” other people. This past few weeks I found a dog that actually loves me. If I’m lucky, for the next 15 years, I won’t be able to take a shit by myself.