Category: Dirty Words

If you don’t like dirty words, there is something fucking wrong with you.

Flaccid is the new Pussy

By Kieran on March 1, 2022 • ( 2 Comments )

Like 99 percent of all men, for years I’ve struggled with getting “pussy” right.

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Bullshit searches

By Kieran on May 11, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find this bullshit.

The list was a little surprising:

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Who do you think you are f•%king foolin’

By Kieran on May 7, 2020 • ( 9 Comments )

It took me 10 minutes to decide the •% symbols were the best to replace “uc” in fucking.

I had never used symbols to cover up letters in a dirty word before. If I’m going to use a dirty word, I want the full effect.

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Cussing in Context

By Kieran on November 14, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

I don’t trust people who don’t cuss — those fuckers are hiding something.

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Grammar is Bullshit — Mostly

By Kieran on November 12, 2019 • ( 4 Comments )

I’ve been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids’ throats as “grammar” is bullshit.

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The 5 most powerful words in English

By Kieran on August 15, 2019 • ( 16 Comments )

I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I’m calling bullshit on this whole thing.

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Cussing Makes Me Better Than You

By Kieran on May 9, 2019 • ( 7 Comments )

There’s more and more research to show that cussing makes you:

Smarter
Stronger
More Honest
Tolerate More Pain
A Better Communicator
Reduce your level of Stress
You know, just a better fucking person than all those stuck up assholes who act all butt hurt when you tell them their religion is bullshit.

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My Participation Trophy — Now with video

By Kieran on February 7, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.

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The N-Word

By Kieran on January 3, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I love dirty words. Nothing can convey raw emotion and add meaning like throwing a few fucks or shits into the conversation.

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Not in front of the children

By Kieran on May 8, 2018 • ( 1 Comment )

Grown-ass men tell me to “watch my language” when kids are around. Fuck that.

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Body Parts

By Kieran on March 8, 2018

The most interesting definitions in English are the dirty ones — especially the twisted ways we use genitalia to describe personality traits. Part of me feels

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Celebrating Sluttery

By Kieran on June 27, 2017 • ( 1 Comment )

I’ll never know why “slut” is an insult. Women who like sex and like to show it off should be treated like fucking diamonds. Just like diamonds there are plenty of them out there, but De Beers and fucking “society” keep them rare. I get why the De […]