My clueless riders, didn't ask and didn't know those things. They just assumed that everyone thinks it's OK to endanger and maybe kill other people who don't look like or sound like you.
Fat Biker: Clueless Riders
Category: Fat Biker
Fat Biker: Lazy Landscapers
It's been 30 years of political battles to get cities to build bike lanes. And then the god damn cyclists ride right next to the white line.
Fat Biker: Old Fart Cycling
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Fat Biker – Batteries Not Included
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit -- but it's not...
Fat Biker Problems – School Zones
The worst part of road biking: flat tires. And I get a shit ton of flat tires. The last two were annoying little piss ant slow leaks
Fat Biker Problems – Big Bucks
I used to wonder how all these bicycle shops on every corner stayed in business. Then I got into cycling. Mystery solved
Driving under the influence of Tucson
One day a driver in Tucson is going to kill me with kindness -- under the wheels of her white sedan with a big fucking Be Kind sticker on the back.
