Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing -- for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his "Rant is Due" tirades.
This is what I wrote: "Hey Lewis, I'm here tonight and have an urgent problem. I've got one dose of Immodium left, and I can't remember if it stops diarrhea...
Last weekend, the Bear said "the Bear hit a home run, didn't I." Yes, you did honey -- but the 3rd person "nickname" reference is fucking weird. Anyway...
This is my 100th post -- who knew I was this full of shit.
I got busted by the copyright police on fucking YouTube. The Bear told my brother I was a "writer" for Lewis Black. Of course he didn't believe her
On Saturday night, Lewis Black read the VW rant. On Sunday he followed up with this...
Lewis Black ended his rant show on Saturday night with my first VW rant. Enjoy.
After Lewis Black read my sex ed rant, I reached out to him to help me with a bigger problem:
Change of pace -- no reading for you illiterate mother fuckers. Lewis Black will read it for you. @TheLewisBlack #TheRantIsDue