My white emergency
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
For 50 years, I was a fan of no one. Until I saw Lewis Black reading rants from his fans. Now I’m one of them.
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.
I’m sorry you had to cancel your Oct. 29 show in Maricopa Az for your health. But god damn it why did you have to get sick for “my” show.
I was driving into Fountain Hills just as I heard Lewis Black reading my rant about Fountain Hills on his podcast. I’ve got the audio file to prove it.
Lewis Black hates tennis. But he closed his show in Austin, Texas on Friday, Nov. 22 with a little tale about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch. (video)
If I was smart, I would have gone to Las Vegas on Sunday. On Saturday, I hit the fucking Rant is Due lottery — Lewis Black read another of my little stories.
I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.
Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing — for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his “Rant is Due” tirades.
This is what I wrote: “Hey Lewis, I’m here tonight and have an urgent problem. I’ve got one dose of Immodium left, and I can’t remember if it stops diarrhea…
Last weekend, the Bear said “the Bear hit a home run, didn’t I.” Yes, you did honey — but the 3rd person “nickname” reference is fucking weird. Anyway…
This is my 100th post — who knew I was this full of shit.
I got busted by the copyright police on fucking YouTube. The Bear told my brother I was a “writer” for Lewis Black. Of course he didn’t believe her
It had been 25 years since I had smoked pot, when the Bear and I learned the new rules: Puff, Puff, Pass. We were visiting the Boy’s house
On Saturday night, Lewis Black read the VW rant. On Sunday he followed up with this…
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