Category: Lewis Black

For 50 years, I was a fan of no one. Until I saw Lewis Black reading rants from his fans. Now I’m one of them.

My white emergency

By Kieran on April 12, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )

I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.

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Exhausted fan

By Kieran on March 15, 2022 • ( 2 Comments )

In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.

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Dear Lewis

By Kieran on November 2, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

I’m sorry you had to cancel your Oct. 29 show in Maricopa Az for your health. But god damn it why did you have to get sick for “my” show.

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A fan near the Fountain — Updated with Lewis Black audio

By Kieran on July 9, 2020 • ( 5 Comments )

I was driving into Fountain Hills just as I heard Lewis Black reading my rant about Fountain Hills on his podcast. I’ve got the audio file to prove it.

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Lewis Black Harassment

By Kieran on December 3, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Lewis Black hates tennis. But he closed his show in Austin, Texas on Friday, Nov. 22 with a little tale about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch. (video)

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Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke

By Kieran on October 9, 2019 • ( 9 Comments )

If I was smart, I would have gone to Las Vegas on Sunday. On Saturday, I hit the fucking Rant is Due lottery — Lewis Black read another of my little stories.

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Comedy Collection

By Kieran on August 6, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.

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My Participation Trophy — Now with video

By Kieran on February 7, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy and deeper in debt.

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A Bullshit Marketing Report

By Kieran on January 17, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing — for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his “Rant is Due” tirades.

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Urgent Problem – Update

By Kieran on February 16, 2018

This is what I wrote: “Hey Lewis, I’m here tonight and have an urgent problem. I’ve got one dose of Immodium left, and I can’t remember if it stops diarrhea…

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Lewis Black tells nice lies

By Kieran on February 9, 2018

Last weekend, the Bear said “the Bear hit a home run, didn’t I.” Yes, you did honey — but the 3rd person “nickname” reference is fucking weird. Anyway…