Category: Lying Nazi VW

I got a lot of mileage out of one little german car.

Smart-Ass Car

I traded in a liar and got a smart ass.

I am happier now — the Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel is dead.  My new Honda Civic is “nice,” but these god damn “smart car” features make me want to strip to my bathrobe and scream “get off my lawn”.

The Lying Nazi is No More

The Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel was an unstoppable zombie, but I finally knocked off it’s head with one dirty swing. I dropped it off at the VW dealer on Oct. 26. It was not a tearful goodbye. VW has it all on video tape. Turning in the car […]

Gas Station TV — Updated

The Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel was really fucking picky about which diesel you put in it. I once stopped at a corner station in Tucson and 3 hours later the Lying Nazi came to a coughing halt.

The dealer said it had “dirty diesel” — like it’s fucking AC/DC (dirty diesel done dirt cheap).

Flying shoes

Lost: 1 purple sneaker somewhere on I-10 freeway

Found: 1 purple sneaker as it hit the windshield of my lying nazi bullshit diesel.

Reward: Yeah, here’s the reward for the dipshit douchebag millennial; you get to live without being named and shamed only because I don’t know who you are…

Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel

VW made the mistake of allowing me to “name” my car on their fraud victims website. “Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel” just rolls off the tongue and it accurately describes my 2012 Golf. Other name candidates included: Pooter Fraud Auto Gray Piece of Shit Cheating Bastard Clean-air Fucker Fucking […]

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