Lost: 1 purple sneaker somewhere on I-10 freeway Found: 1 purple sneaker as it hit the windshield of my lying nazi bullshit diesel car. Reward: Yeah,
I had to replace the lying nazi bullshit diesel, and for the first time in my life, I was acting like one of those asshole "undecided voters."
VW made the mistake of allowing me to "name" my car on their fraud victims website. "Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel" just rolls off the tongue and it accurately describes my 2012 Golf. Other name candidates included: Pooter Fraud Auto Gray Piece of Shit Cheating Bastard Clean-air Fucker Fucking Donald J. Trump I almost typed plain … Continue reading Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel