Put tires on my road bike that are 3 millimeters wider (25 to 28 mm), so I could ride on a little dirt. What did I get? A berating from two "expert" trail users.
Fat Biker: Horse’s Ass
Category: Phoenix Fables
Phoenix, Arizona is a new city, but it’s one home to my Bullshit.
COW Surprise
There are hours (never full days) when I miss being a teacher. Then the Bear tells me "how her day went" and I remember: ohh that shit sucks.
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Chicken Shit Surround Sound
I'm hoping roosters taste exactly like chicken, because my other neighbor just got a Mother Fucking Rooster.
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Ceiling Stroke
Did I tell you the Bear had a stroke?
Don't worry it was long ago, and there are no obvious lasting effects other than (once in a while) she won't shut up about it.
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Desert fall to winter
It's January 18. The sun is shinning, but the air is cool...
Time for fucking fall in Gilbert, Arizona.
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Registered Republican
You would never know from reading this Bullshit, but I have a secret. I'm a registered Republican in the state of Arizona.
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Forgotten Dad Lessons
We often forget the impact we have on others. Here's a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.
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Tick, Tock I’m Coming for You — Neighbor
I'm infesting my Gilbert, Az, neighborhood like lime disease or rabies.
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Volleybrawl — sort of
I tried to play volleyball, once. Nearly, got my nose broken (by the Bear) and almost got in a different fight.
It was early in our relationship. Shortly after I ate the tamale husks to impress the Savages.
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Headbutt
As a parent, there are a few moments when you don't know whether to be pissed or to be proud.
Listen to this bullshit, and tell me which I should have been.
