All My Grass is Plastic

December 29, 2018December 29, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 4 Comments

It only took 6 years to beat the Nazis. The Odyessey was done in 10. Wimps. It took me 50 years to finally win "the grass wars."

The most fucked-up retirement — ever

November 13, 2018January 21, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 1 Comment

You retire to Phoenix from some frozen popsicle like Chicago or Minneapolis or the non-existent god forbid, Canada. So when the days get long, you get the hell out and go home.

My Neighbor's Chicken Shit

April 26, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

I'm not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.

Registered Republican

April 19, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

You would never know from reading this Bullshit, but I have a secret. I'm a registered Republican in the state of Arizona.

Pedestrians in parking lots

January 25, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

Who turns on the stupid switch when people are walking through parking lots? They fucking wander like lemmings across the lane where the goddamn cars go.