Put tires on my road bike that are 3 millimeters wider (25 to 28 mm), so I could ride on a little dirt. What did I get? A berating from two "expert" trail users.
Fat Biker: Horse’s Ass
Category: Phoenix Fables
Phoenix, Arizona is a new city, but it’s one home to my Bullshit.
COW Surprise
There are hours (never full days) when I miss being a teacher. Then the Bear tells me "how her day went" and I remember: ohh that shit sucks.
Chicken Shit Surround Sound
I'm hoping roosters taste exactly like chicken, because my other neighbor just got a Mother Fucking Rooster.
Ceiling Stroke
Did I tell you the Bear had a stroke?
Don't worry it was long ago, and there are no obvious lasting effects other than (once in a while) she won't shut up about it.
Desert fall to winter
It's January 18. The sun is shinning, but the air is cool...
Time for fucking fall in Gilbert, Arizona.
Registered Republican
You would never know from reading this Bullshit, but I have a secret. I'm a registered Republican in the state of Arizona.
Forgotten Dad Lessons
We often forget the impact we have on others. Here's a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.
Tick, Tock I’m Coming for You — Neighbor
I'm infesting my Gilbert, Az, neighborhood like lime disease or rabies.
Volleybrawl — sort of
I tried to play volleyball, once. Nearly, got my nose broken (by the Bear) and almost got in a different fight.
It was early in our relationship. Shortly after I ate the tamale husks to impress the Savages.
Headbutt
As a parent, there are a few moments when you don't know whether to be pissed or to be proud.
Listen to this bullshit, and tell me which I should have been.
