I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can't they read their own book?
When I first saw it, I was offended like an 18-year-old woman being called a "freshman" at an Ivy League School.
We are all born with some anti-social "behaviors" like monkeys flinging shit in a zoo; until our families, "friends" and classmates beat the rules of society into our thick skulls.
Americans in 2019 are getting a steady stream of how much "better" it is in other countries. Thanks O'Trumpa. But I got way to make them pay...
If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. In 5 minutes, you will feel a lot fucking better.
The CVS drugstore near my office is clean, efficient, and can fill every imagniable personal need. It's fucking amazing. I love it. Unfortunately, it's more of a magnet for crime than a two-dollar whore house.
I love Labor Day. The Fourth of July is bullshit; Christmas perpetuates the Greatest Lie Ever Told; but Labor Day is simple and honest: Let's take a day off to celebrate that we get to take days off.
My father is 88 years old. His biggest problem in the world is keeping his hometown girlfriend from meeting his traveling girlfriend.
I hate the idea of gun control. It's the god damn assholes pulling the trigger we have to control.
We often forget the impact we have on others. Here's a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.