You know what is missing from the Bible? Apologies. According to the google the only thing the fictional god of the bible ever apologized for: creating man.
No one wants to pay taxes, not businesses, not people... but I say we start with those buildings with a steeple. That's right, tax the god damn churches.
It started with Body Shaming by Kate, then her husband Andy and her friend What's Her Name shamed my face. What could be fucking be left to make fun of? My skin.
I have a lot of political opinions, but I don't do much about them. I vote. But I don't protest, I don't donate to political causes very often, I don't volunteer. I'm suspicious of all groups. I'm not "a joiner", and I really kinda hate people. But I finally found a political movement I can get behind: Free the Nipple.
We all have our little addictions. Some good, some not so good. For the past decade, I've been hooked on the crack.
Bernie, AOC and some of the new flaming liberals have a long list of shit they want to change. I'm with them on most of it, but not one -- free college. Fuck Free College. We don't want a repeat of senior year in high school with bored kids hanging out in the classroom to avoid the working week.
Most of us spend way too much time worrying about it, But at it's root, money is bullshit.
One of the fucked-up things about playing recreational tennis is away matches. You have to drive to some other part of town and play on strange courts. And worse, we can't just walk to the Third World bar to enjoy some popcorn and beer with the resident mice -- we are forced to pick a different bar.
Waiting for my slot to get my knee surgery, the surgeon was killing time and hung out at my bedside for a while.
Saturday morning there were 3 cookies left -- the Savage chocolate chip cookies with just the right amount of crack. "Those are for you and your brother," the Bear said. "You figure out how to share them."