The bosses said it was a really important trip and they needed "key" people to go. I was really happy they picked me, until I learned "key people" means fucking idiots.
For most places, the holidays are time to reflect and improve. Not at the Third-World Racquet Club -- these are the times when everything goes straight to the shitter.
We all have a friend or acquaintance who just blurts out the truth even if they are not thinking about it or even trying. Kangaroo-face Gilbson has been trying
Here's to another sex offender on the Supreme Court (move over Clarence, here comes Brett, an even bigger and badder pervert). But even if we voted both of them off the court, it doesn't fix the bigger issue.
Of all the bad shit the Baby Boom generation has done, the worst is raising all of these fucking douchebag millennials.
Every time I try to do something good for the planet, I get screwed.
Ran into a person (singular) online who didn't want to be put in any gender boxes -- no he, she, it -- uses the pronoun "they." Hey, I'm all for breaking out