Smile, Fucker
#MeToo, rape culture and most of 2018 has been a powerful reminder that many men are just shit factories, and women are forced to wade…
Taking a Knee
When the fuck did our government get the right to force us to salute a piece of cloth and sing an English drinking song? Apparently it happened this month
The Bonobo Cure for "Incels"
The older I get, the more I blame the fucking chimps for most of our problems.
Rage Against the… Other Fucking Driver
Adrenaline is powerful shit.
My Bear is Your T-rex
I created The Bear moniker last year just for this Bullshit blog, but for years my wife has had a much crueler nickname: T-Rex.
The Most Amazing Thing I Ever Saw (in a grocery store)
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it. Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading […]
Hostile Work Environment
My little brother was a hippie. When he was young, he joined the peace corp. 30 years later he is an organic fruit farmer in Washington state…
Pedestrians in parking lots
Who turns on the stupid switch when people are walking through parking lots? They fucking wander like lemmings across the lane where the goddamn cars go.
Re-pussy-can Party
I used to grudginly respect Republicans. I didn’t agree with any of their trickle-down, deficit-hawk bullshit. But they at least looked into crimes…
White Men will be Fine — Updated
On some random Facebook post, somebody said: “the era of white men is over”. That could be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
You are just a Fucking Pussy
The rules for what makes a man are changing, but that doesn’t give any of you a license to become a complete pussy.
The Blame Game
A couple of friends of mine recently split up, and it made me think that we are just a fucked up species.
Old Man Shit
Most people say puberty brings the biggest body changes of your life. Well, most people are shit heads. Puberty is nothing compared to…
Harvey and Irma Expose Fucked Up Politics
We can all agree Harvey and Irma dumped a shit ton of rain from Texas to North Carolina.
North Korea Tourista
If you love all things synchronized — swimming, rhythm gymnastics, doubles diving… Imagine how wonderful North Korea must be. You should go.
