Most people say puberty brings the biggest body changes of your life. Well, most people are shit heads. Puberty is nothing compared to…
We can all agree Harvey and Irma dumped a shit ton of rain from Texas to North Carolina.
If you love all things synchronized — swimming, rhythm gymnastics, doubles diving… Imagine how wonderful North Korea must be. You should go.
In July, I experimented with being LJBTC. This was my first time, and I have to admit — I liked it. I might do it again next year
This post was originally written in 2017 — but it was resonating with me again this month. During all the news coverage of the white nationalists shouting in Charlotte, I heard one really good idea. Yeah, surprise me too. Of course it was coming out of a mother-fucking-mouth-breathing […]
It’s Canada Day today… So I thought I’d send this friendly message to our northern neighbors…
Don’t get your knickers in a twist – of course this is just more of my bullshit.
10 – You are on busy corner, and on both sides of the road there are PayDay loan stores.
I hate just about everything that is fucking PC, but in the past few weeks I’ve learned to really like “micro-aggressions.” I plan to use a lot of them at parties and family gatherings. Since most of my friends are older than dirt, I’ve had to explain micro-agressions […]
For two years I have carefully conducted my own survey of spatial awareness…
There is a town in Arizona founded on shit and piss. And if you can’t stand the people who put the orange Putin puppet in power, you should go there on July 1.
When someone says they are “happy”with life – it’s bullshit.
My generation sucks. And if you think I’m talking about “The Who” song, you are probably part of the problem.
This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent…