I'm not sure if it's allergies or the fucking flu, but the last two weeks I pulled a Kafka -- a metamorphasis from human being to a 240-pound snot factory.
I feel about dogs the way most people feel about children -- I love mine; I don't give a flying fuck about yours. Until recently, dogs were a part of my life. But after the last dog died, the Boy went to college and I moved to Tucson. So the Bear and I only spend … Continue reading Savage Dogs
Tennis players are a bunch of cheap bastards, and for 40 years, I fit right in. But then I made the mistake of taking the Bear to Indian Wells.
If you love all things synchronized -- swimming, rhythm gymnastics, doubles diving... Imagine how wonderful North Korea must be. You should go.
In July, I experimented with being LJBTC. This was my first time, and I have to admit -- I liked it. I might do it again next year
Remember when Spring Break was fun? Mexico, Daytona Beach..
The Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel is really fucking picky about which diesel you put in it. I once stopped at a corner station in Tucson and 3 hours later the Lying Nazi came to a coughing halt. The dealer said it had "dirty diesel" -- like it's fucking AC/DC (dirty diesel done dirt cheap). Apparently … Continue reading Gas Station TV