I've been in "husband" boot camp for 32 years. There's no graduation in sight.
My final attempt at Christmas shopping
Category: Savages
Fat Biker: Clueless Riders
My clueless riders, didn't ask and didn't know those things. They just assumed that everyone thinks it's OK to endanger and maybe kill other people who don't look like or sound like you.
Tamales Taste Much Better — Now
My first tamale was "the Charles Barkley" of tamales, "terrible, just terrible."
Savage Boil
I thought it was “hot” outside when we had "Thanks-grilling", until the Bear decided we should do a Savage Shrimp Boil in early September.
Susan B. Anthony got Spade
The fucking Savages started this trend of mini-dogs. The Boy followed and several months ago picked up a 13-pound rat that exhibits dog-like behavior.
Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic -- at least according to the Bear I am.
Ginger Hikers
I was a little kid during the Civil Rights Movement, and somehow I always assumed everyone was getting less racist -- not more.
Joining the LJBTC one Veggie at a Time
In June, I made my annual foray to join the LJBTC community. It was a whole family transition -- I took the Bear. Becoming LJBTC was surprisingly easy -- except
Father's Day Party
Last year, the Bear set up a big family dinner for Father's Day. This year she hosted a giant fucking party for 60-100 people.
I have a Snowbird Dream
MLK was probably a plagiarist -- having stolen much of his PhD dissertation. So I don't feel bad for this -- if you are going to steal, steal from the best.
