Old people often look back on their youth as a simpler time. That's bullshit. Life was complicated as soon as we dropped out of the trees and walked across the savannah on our hind legs.
Porn in their pockets
Category: Sex and Gender
Here’s something I know next to nothing about.
Civilized Men
Civilization is created by women. Without them, it's Lord of the Flies with more testosterone and back hair.
Lewis Black Harassment
Lewis Black hates tennis. But he closed his show in Austin, Texas on Friday, Nov. 22 with a little tale about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch. (video)
Your little…
Recently I noticed a small thing about the Bear that has been driving me a bit crazy. Whenever she refers to any thing about me or the things I like, she always adds this one adjective.
Drop that Swiffer
Some old white guys hate taxes and never want to fund government research. Some old white guys are fucking idiots.
My Love is Bigger than a Subaru
There's a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.
My Dad’s Girlfriend(s)
My father is 88 years old. His biggest problem in the world is keeping his hometown girlfriend from meeting his traveling girlfriend.
I Can Finally Tell My Truth
It's taken me months to fully admit it... But I can now say I was sexually harassed on a boat in Alaska.
Fucking Parking Lot
I was just two windows away from my second possible menage-a-trois, and I'm so old, I didn't even turn around to look.
The Patriarchy Made Me Crush a Woman
I've got no evidence to prove it, but I'm convinced I almost crushed a woman just to support the patriarchy.
