I killed way too many brain cells this past weekend with the Tucson Pendejos — again. But between beers (and some new alcoholic shit called the red devil or the red menance) something happened that restored just a little of my faith in humanity. We were all drinking […]
I’ll never know why “slut” is an insult. Women who like sex and like to show it off should be treated like fucking diamonds. Just like diamonds there are plenty of them out there, but De Beers and fucking “society” keep them rare. I get why the De […]
When it comes to sex and girls, the Boy and I have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. The Bear does not share this policy. She sticks her nose into every part of his “relationships” like they are unguarded honeycombs. She started when he was in the 2nd […]
There are only two guys in the world I’m jealous of — both of them are fucking geniuses. They don’t have to work — their wives make all da money.
On Saturday night, Lewis Black read the VW rant. On Sunday he followed up with this…
It drives me crazy when some shit head acts like they are shocked or offended when anyone says “fuck.”
For two years I have carefully conducted my own survey of spatial awareness…
I pulled my first and only funny video from Lewis Black off this Bullshit blog for the last 6 months or so. Nobody noticed.
I had to replace the lying nazi bullshit diesel, and for the first time in my life, I was acting like one of those asshole “undecided voters.”
I’m using “Pussies” in the old-fashioned, misogynistic way — the way the old testament god intended…
These old men will not stop telling me about their sex lives.