Category: Tales of Tucson

The Old Pueblo is full of Pendejos and other problem children described in these bullshit stories. It’s Austin (or Portland) with a lot more cactus and a lot less cash.

Happy Birthday — KEVIN

I’m sure you will agree that birthdays are BULLSHIT. You have done nothing to deserve all this. Today, you are just a hairy freeloader forcing a social tax on your friends for food, drinks and gifts. Congratulations — you are now a socialist.

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Oxy Robbery

The CVS drugstore near my office is clean, efficient, and can fill every imagniable personal need.

It’s fucking amazing. I love it.

Unfortunately, it’s more of a magnet for crime than a two-dollar whore house.

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Fat Biker: Animal Control

Being a fat biker (pedaling not Harley) with no pigment leaves me little choice.  I have to ride at night or risk Satan’s kisses (sunburn all over). 

I’m a night person anyway. I put on two motorcycle power headlights, a flashing red tail light and head out once the sun turned off.

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A History of Tucson

Humans came here about 12,000 years ago.  Maybe they were explorers following the mountains and water in search of a better life?  More likely they were refugees left to die in this god forsaken summer of hell with no air conditioning.

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i like margarine

accessories sold separately

George Hahn

Thousandaire playboy in pursuit of sartorial stealth and effective living.

Why do we god?

An atheist blog that seeks to discredit the Bible by exposing its silliness.

In My Life

By Pam R.

Secondrate Cyclist

Pieces of life and the love of family mixed with the passion to ride

Kevin Hotter

Los Angeles Freelance Writer • Comedian • Photographer •

The Bloggess

Like Mother Teresa, only better.

A Midnight Rider

Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island

the idle cyclist

cycling less than i plan

THE MEMOIR LIFE

"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James

A Dude Abikes

The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.

Jay's Brainstorms

All kinds of ideas and thoughts

Ben's Bitter Blog

"We make bitter better."

Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.

THE WIDOW BADASS BLOG

"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.

My Life Lived Full

If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

Chasing Unicorns

Where smartasses chase unicorns

Nowhere Tribune

News and views from nowhere in particular, somewhere in Texas

A Site for Sore Guys

A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.

Tales from the Land Manatee

My life as a cautionary tale.

icouldbewrong.blog

Informative, invigorating, sometimes even entertaining ... Your comments are encouraged here!

The Out And Abouter

- Satire, Commentary, Satirical Commentary -