It was the one day of the year when the people of Tucson whispered "winter is coming" and dug in their closets to find their one dust-covered windbreaker.
Welcome to Arizona, son. Now pick: UA or ASU. For me that's a complicated and changing choice.
Q: What the hell is that bent piece of metal that is sticking over the back left tire? A: You tell me -- that's what comments are for.
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses' tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, when the beggars begin to frolic in the streets of Tucson.
We screwed up raising this kid -- the Boy likes people and has no sense of shame or social awkwardness.
I'm not sure what it is about Tucson, but it draws out some weird little freaks, and everyone else is OK wth it.