Q: What the hell is that bent piece of metal that is sticking over the back left tire? A: You tell me -- that's what comments are for.
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses' tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, when the beggars begin to frolic in the streets of Tucson.
We screwed up raising this kid -- the Boy likes people and has no sense of shame or social awkwardness.
I'm not sure what it is about Tucson, but it draws out some weird little freaks, and everyone else is OK with that.
10 - You are on busy corner, and on both sides of the road there are PayDay loan stores.
Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club -- one of these steps is not like the others. It's blonde and has a slightly different pattern
The competitive drunks who conned me into a Texas trip last year, invited me for a weekend in the mountains. I was the first one to say "yes." My bowels have been giving me shit ever since.
There is a club in Tucson Az, where it's nearly impossible to tell if the members are tennis players or semi-functioning drunks. It's the only club I have ever joined. 99-percent of tennis clubs in America are full of tea-tea-tottling, upper-class twits who cheat on line calls -- like they are John Fucking McEnroe. They … Continue reading Any club that would have me…
For two years I have carefully conducted my own survey of spatial awareness...