I had been told both my knees had tendonitis. It could get better in 2 weeks or 2 years. It didn't
My Knee Warranty is Up
Category: Tennis teams
Suck It Pickle Ball
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
Long Live Tennis
If you want to live, play tennis -- according to the New York Times. That's right you mother fucking golfers, the failing New York Times reported on a European study that people who play tennis live 9 years longer than lazy shits -- even 3-5 years longer than people who swim, cycle or jog. Who … Continue reading Long Live Tennis
Pendejo Time Machine
Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.
To Newks or Not to Newks – Updated
This week I have to decide if I'm going to join the Pendejos on their annual pilgrimage to the Newcombe tennis ranch (Newks) in New Buttfuck, Texas
Recruiting Crustaceans
Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the "Rats" (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you -- you are only partially right. I will stipulate the Wingman T-ball story … Continue reading Recruiting Crustaceans
Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic -- at least according to the Bear I am.
