Category: Tennis teams

These assholes got these rants started. It could be a never-ending source of fake anger, sarcasm, and petty feuds. And crustacean jokes — lots of crustacean jokes.

Dick Move or Nah?

By Kieran on March 30, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

Among the Pendejos we have a split decision on whether Shad should be nominated for a bronze medal in Dick Move of the Year 2021.

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Abandon the Third-World Racquet Club — Updated

By Kieran on January 28, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

After a dozen years of living part time in the Dirty T, right around Christmas, I quit my job — so I’m selling my condo and abandoning the third-world racquet club.

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A little bit of Akron in La Jolla

By Kieran on October 20, 2020 • ( 1 Comment )

The LJBTC community was invested by two things from Akron, Ohio at the same time. The LJBTC will never be the same.

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Cold cash for more brew

By Kieran on September 8, 2020 • ( 7 Comments )

Jesus wanted our money — but this time it was for a good cause: better brewing from Larry, for fuck’s sake.

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My new favorite joke

By Kieran on April 16, 2020 • ( 16 Comments )

It took almost 20 years, but I have a new favorite joke.

My old favorite still makes me laugh, but not nearly as hard as it used to (be — a common condition at my age).

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The fucked-up tennis team — STOP

By Kieran on March 24, 2020 • ( 9 Comments )

One of the things I like about tennis is the built in “physical distancing.” Even in doubles there’s 4 people in 2808 square feet.

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Pendejo Envy

By Kieran on January 28, 2020 • ( 9 Comments )

We all think Freud was a fool for “penis envy”. Well, I’ve got a similar theory about the other side of the taint.

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What would Geno do?

By Kieran on January 7, 2020 • ( 20 Comments )

Every fiber of my non-existent soul didn’t want to tell this story. It’s wrong on so many levels. Stop here if ye be afraid.

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Spouse Shaming by Kate

By Kieran on December 19, 2019 • ( 12 Comments )

I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn’t like my answer.

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Rain Pussies

By Kieran on November 21, 2019 • ( 7 Comments )

It hadn’t rained in Tucson for 50 days and 50 nights. The first time it did, my fucked up tennis friends “ran away” like they were being chased by a killer rabbit.

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Name Change for Angry Ed — Updated

By Kieran on November 2, 2019 • ( 7 Comments )

My little witness-protection friend may have to change his nickname. His “real” name is Ed Vegas — or so he says, but how many “Venezuelans” have the last name Vegas?

That’s the US Marshal’s office laughing their ass off as they make fake names for each Colombian drug lord they turn.

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The Sun Pussy

By Kieran on October 26, 2019 • ( 16 Comments )

These goddamn pendejos from Tucson have taken body shaming to a whole fucking new level.

This time we were renting a few days with the 1% in the LJBTC community. Fuck Disneyland, the LJBTC is the happiest place on earth.

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Comedy Collection

By Kieran on August 6, 2019 • ( 4 Comments )

I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.

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The Legend Retires — Updated

By Kieran on August 1, 2019 • ( 12 Comments )

Believe it or not, I have a friend, who recently became “famous” for quitting. Well, at least “internet famous” (in Tucson only) when he quietly retired.