My Fucked-Up Tennis Team is now completely fucked-up in an entirely new way.
Jesus was sitting with him at bar in the Third World Club when the first signs of a metaphorical exoskeleton started to cover the douchebag millennial's body.
I had been told both my knees had tendonitis. It could get better in 2 weeks or 2 years. It didn't
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
If you want to live, play tennis -- according to the New York Times. That's right you mother fucking golfers, the failing New York Times reported on a European study that people who play tennis live 9 years longer than lazy shits -- even 3-5 years longer than people who swim, cycle or jog. Who … Continue reading Long Live Tennis
Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.
This week I have to decide if I'm going to join the Pendejos on their annual pilgrimage to the Newcombe tennis ranch (Newks) in New Buttfuck, Texas
Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the "Rats" (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you -- you are only partially right. I will stipulate the Wingman T-ball story … Continue reading Recruiting Crustaceans
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic -- at least according to the Bear I am.
Most of you would never notice, but I added Google Ads to this Bullshit. No, no, I'm not fucking stupid, I'm never going to make any money at this shit.