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Category: Tennis teams

Last Man Serving

January 10, 2019January 10, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 6 Comments

My Fucked-Up Tennis Team is now completely fucked-up in an entirely new way.

The Metamorphosis — Bullshit Style

December 27, 2018January 14, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 3 Comments

Jesus was sitting with him at bar in the Third World Club when the first signs of a metaphorical exoskeleton started to cover the douchebag millennial's body.

My Knee Warranty is Up

October 25, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

I had been told both my knees had tendonitis. It could get better in 2 weeks or 2 years. It didn't

Suck It Pickle Ball

October 11, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.

Long Live Tennis

October 4, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 1 Comment

If you want to live, play tennis -- according to the New York Times. That's right you mother fucking golfers, the failing New York Times reported on a European study that people who play tennis live 9 years longer than lazy shits -- even 3-5 years longer than people who swim, cycle or jog. Who … Continue reading Long Live Tennis

Pendejo Time Machine

September 27, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.

To Newks or Not to Newks – Updated

September 25, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

This week I have to decide if I'm going to join the Pendejos on their annual pilgrimage to the Newcombe tennis ranch (Newks) in New Buttfuck, Texas

Recruiting Crustaceans

September 13, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 2 Comments

Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the "Rats" (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you -- you are only partially right. I will stipulate the Wingman T-ball story … Continue reading Recruiting Crustaceans

Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic

August 9, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic -- at least according to the Bear I am.

Ads on Top of My Bullshit –Updated

July 23, 2018December 13, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 1 Comment

Most of you would never notice, but I added Google Ads to this Bullshit. No, no, I'm not fucking stupid, I'm never going to make any money at this shit.

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