Pendejo Time Machine
Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.
To Newks or Not to Newks – Updated
This week I have to decide if I’m going to join the Pendejos on their annual pilgrimage to the Newcombe tennis ranch (Newks) in New Buttfuck, Texas
Recruiting Crustaceans
Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the “Rats” (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you — you are only partially right. […]
Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the Bear I am.
Ads on Top of My Bullshit — Updated
Most of you would never notice, but I added Google Ads to this Bullshit. No, no, I’m not fucking stupid, I’m never going to make any money at this shit.
Beer Reviews
There’s no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
Joining the LJBTC one Veggie at a Time
In June, I made my annual foray to join the LJBTC community. It was a whole family transition — I took the Bear. Becoming LJBTC was surprisingly easy — except
My Eulogy
Not long ago, the husband of one of my co-workers died suddenly. Got me thinking about what people would say about me…. Nothing good I imagine.
A Fermentor for Larry
I don’t know what the fuck a fermentor is, but I set up a GoFundMe to buy one. You wanna know why? Because Larry wanted one, for fuck’s sake.
The Dicks of Palm Springs
I don’t have any evidence to prove it, but I swear to your imaginary God the old dicks of Palm Springs are the only thing keeping the economy surging
Wingman T-ball — Update
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses’ tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
A Rewritten Letter to the Fucked-Up Tennis Team
An FNG got into the email game with my fucked-up tennis team. He completely fucked it up. So I had to pull out my teacher’s highlighter and school him
No Fault Margaritas
Goddamnit, Indian Wells changed the margarita glasses at the fucking tennis tournament this year.
A letter from Kieran to his "douchebag millennial" tennis team
Well, well, looky who volunteered to captain our fucked-up tennis team this season: Julian, the ODM (Original Douchebag Millennial). We didn’t even get to start the first match before the fucking universe brought down a cloud of karma on his head. Fellow douchebag, Sherwin, bailed out of the […]
Bullshit Remover
After knowing me, and/or reading these Bullshit emails, several former friends of mine have told me to seek professional help. “Fuck that and Fuck you”…
