If you don't want to eat meat or dairy or anything with eyes, just keep crunching your broccoli and shut your fucking mouth about it.
The United States Tennis Association sucks. The USTA website is a confusing piece of shit. It's just a website for fuck's sake, keep it simple
These old men will not stop telling me about their sex lives.
Watching you guys schedule a line up for a match is like watching 8 monkeys fucking a football.
VW made the mistake of allowing me to "name" my car on their fraud victims website. "Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel" just rolls off the tongue and it accurately describes my 2012 Golf. Other name candidates included: Pooter Fraud Auto Gray Piece of Shit Cheating Bastard Clean-air Fucker Fucking Donald J. Trump I almost typed plain … Continue reading Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel
Scars of childhood come out when it's time to eat dessert.
When I was young, the kind of shitheads I used to hang around said things like: "I can't see being married and waking up next to the same woman every day."