If you are going to have a team, it’s going to need a nickname, a mascot and some fucked up cheers.
The fucking Democrats can’t punch their way out of a plastic grocery bag.
When the fuck did our government get the right to force us to salute a piece of cloth and sing an English drinking song? Apparently it happened this month
A mormon friend told me this story: A mormon man was driving with his new bride in a car decorated “just married.” They cross the Canadian border
My mother’s most famous student — Jeffrey Dahmer, the gay cannibal.
I’m not sure if it’s allergies or the fucking flu, but the last two weeks I pulled a Kafka — a metamorphasis from human being to a 240-pound snot factory.
I feel about dogs the way most people feel about children — I love mine; I don’t give a flying fuck about yours. Until recently, dogs were a part of my life. But after the last dog died, the Boy went to college and I moved to Tucson. […]
Tennis players are a bunch of cheap bastards, and for 40 years, I fit right in. But then I made the mistake of taking the Bear to Indian Wells.
If you love all things synchronized — swimming, rhythm gymnastics, doubles diving… Imagine how wonderful North Korea must be. You should go.
In July, I experimented with being LJBTC. This was my first time, and I have to admit — I liked it. I might do it again next year