Remember when Spring Break was fun? Mexico, Daytona Beach..
The Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel was really fucking picky about which diesel you put in it. I once stopped at a corner station in Tucson and 3 hours later the Lying Nazi came to a coughing halt. The dealer said it had "dirty diesel" -- like it's fucking AC/DC (dirty diesel done dirt cheap).
Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club -- one of these steps is not like the others. It's blonde and has a slightly different pattern
It's not that hard to say thank you, but screw it up, and you will be in deep shit. I'm sure there's a whole gang of half-witted humans angry at me right now for my frequent failures to say "thx". (I really hate that lazy-ass shortcut for Thank You -- where the fuck did the … Continue reading Say thanks and say it right, goddamnit
I have a son. He has a name, but I usually just call him "The Boy."