Religion and Abortion

Let’s start this rant on a topic no one wants to discuss:   Abortion and fucking religion. (This is why I only get invited to Savage dinner parties — nobody wants to listen to this bullshit).

Specifically, I’m talking about the Christian fucking religion.

Aywaska U — Updated

Please stop trying to expand my mind.  Maybe it’s just me, but every where I turn people are talking about psychedelics like I’m doing something wrong because I haven’t tripped balls with a Peruvian Guru.

Shaman, sorry, Peruvian fucking shaman.

Cussing Makes Me Better Than You

There’s more and more research to show that cussing makes you:

Smarter
Stronger
More Honest
Tolerate More Pain
A Better Communicator
Reduce your level of Stress
You know, just a better fucking person than all those stuck up assholes who act all butt hurt when you tell them their religion is bullshit.

Volleybrawl — sort of

I tried to play volleyball, once.  Nearly, got my nose broken (by the Bear) and almost got in a different fight.

It was early in our relationship.  Shortly after I ate the tamale husks to impress the Savages.

Being Defensive

Despite dropping rates of violent crime, Americans are ever more paranoid.

The news keeps telling us about murders, home invasions and car jackings… So people adopt this mental defensive crouch like we are Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon. But actual crime rates have been dropping since the 1960’s.

Becoming a Skinny Fuck in San Francisco

 It sucks being the only fat man in San Francisco. I was there for work last week squeezed into a conference hotel with a 1000 skinny fucks.

A bunch of vegans and vegetarians with food allergies surrounded me.  Even in the few moments when I escaped the hotel, the streets were packed, the restaurants and bars had these tiny chairs and tables stacked on each other like legos.

Totalitarian Tech

George Orwell got it slightly wrong.  Big Brother is not a totalitarian political dictator, he’s the tech nerd trying to “make your life better.”

We know Facebook  and Google make their money selling data about us.  There’s billions in knowing who you are, who you know, what you do and where you go.

Step 8

You know what is missing from the Bible? Apologies.

According to the google the only thing the fictional god of the bible ever apologized for: creating man.

Headbutt

As a parent, there are a few moments when you don’t know whether to be pissed or to be proud.

Listen to this bullshit, and tell me which I should have been.

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