I was a little fat social outcast. Who knew I would grow up to be The Man.
Defining Fascism
The democrats cried "fascist" like the boy who cried "wolf" and it sucked all the power out of the word. I thought it was stupid at the time, and I still do.
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Crushing PayPal
PayPal is no friend of mine. I've been banned. I "knew too much."
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Fat Biker: Numb Nards
Covid-19 Quarantine has sent many of us scurrying back to our bicycles. Some for the first time since childhood. I see them on the bike paths, wearing a T-shirt and jeans shorts with no pads, gears squeaking from the spider webs they didn't bother to wipe, and weaving all over the road like drunks.
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Porn in their pockets
Old people often look back on their youth as a simpler time. That's bullshit. Life was complicated as soon as we dropped out of the trees and walked across the savannah on our hind legs.
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Greek Salad
Some men show love and affection through jewelry and flowers. Some men buy houses and cars. I showed my love through eating.
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Fat Biker: Horse’s Ass
Put tires on my road bike that are 3 millimeters wider (25 to 28 mm), so I could ride on a little dirt. What did I get? A berating from two "expert" trail users.
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Saving the Salton Sea
I sometimes worry about my mental health. I'm lying in bed and I get these manic ideas of social research about spatial awareness or even how to save the world. You know bullshit theories. This is a good one.
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Spanish Flu Redo
This "re-opening" shit is giving me Deja-Vu. It's either a glitch in the Matrix, or I've been watching too many fucking documentaries, and I spent too much time with my grandfather.
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Booze and Broads and Bad Ideas
Other kids wanted to grow up to be astronauts, firefighters or doctors. I dreamed I was born the second son of a Landed Lord or a Robber Baron and blew the family fortune on booze and broads and bad ideas...
