The Bear and I went to get our passports renewed. His nametag said Bob. Bob was efficient, thorough and a mother fucking racist.
Casual Racism at the Post Office
Last Man Serving
My Fucked-Up Tennis Team is now completely fucked-up in an entirely new way.
Flat Head
After 57 years of surviving on this planet, I just found out, I'm deformed.
The N-Word
I love dirty words. Nothing can convey raw emotion and add meaning like throwing a few fucks or shits into the conversation.
Five Things That Better Fucking Happen in 2019
Let's make a list of shit that better happen or we go all Yellow Vests like the French.
All My Grass is Plastic
It only took 6 years to beat the Nazis. The Odyessey was done in 10. Wimps. It took me 50 years to finally win "the grass wars."
The Metamorphosis — Bullshit Style
Jesus was sitting with him at bar in the Third World Club when the first signs of a metaphorical exoskeleton started to cover the douchebag millennial's body.
My final attempt at Christmas shopping
I've been in "husband" boot camp for 32 years. There's no graduation in sight.
New Wix-free Bullshit
I finally freed myself of the wicked Wix and moved my bullshit to WordPress.
Freezing in Tucson
It was the one day of the year when the people of Tucson whispered "winter is coming" and dug in their closets to find their one dust-covered windbreaker.
