I don't trust people who don't cuss -- those fuckers are hiding something.
I've been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids' throats as "grammar" is bullshit.
Last year the Bear and I went to see Lewis Black in San Diego -- we won't be going back. It's not the cost of tickets, or the airfare, or the hotel. My ass is used to getting screwed by them.
Recently I noticed a small thing about the Bear that has been driving me a bit crazy. Whenever she refers to any thing about me or the things I like, she always adds this one adjective.
My little witness-protection friend may have to change his nickname. His "real" name is Ed Vegas -- or so he says, but how many "Venezuelans" have the last name Vegas? That's the US Marshal's office laughing their ass off as they make fake names for each Colombian drug lord they turn.
You would never know from reading this Bullshit, but I have a secret. I'm a registered Republican in the state of Arizona.
Some old white guys hate taxes and never want to fund government research. Some old white guys are fucking idiots.
These goddamn pendejos from Tucson have taken body shaming to a whole fucking new level. This time we were renting a few days with the 1% in the LJBTC community. Fuck Disneyland, the LJBTC is the happiest place on earth.
It fucking snowed in Denver in September this year. I don't live in the mountains, but I know what that's like.
About 20 years ago, I heard red wine is good for you. Probably bullshit, but that doesn't keep me from drinking 2-3 bottles a month. And not that good red wine either. I drink the cheap shit -- straight from Trader Joes. Get ready to bend down low, because my bottles are on the bottom shelf.