Comedy Collection
I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.
The Legend Retires — Updated
Believe it or not, I have a friend, who recently became “famous” for quitting. Well, at least “internet famous” (in Tucson only) when he quietly retired.
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Christening the Bowl
The Bear came down from Gilbert, and she was looking for a bowl to steal.
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Forgotten Dad Lessons
We often forget the impact we have on others. Here’s a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.
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Tick, Tock I’m Coming for You — Neighbor
I’m infesting my Gilbert, Az, neighborhood like lime disease or rabies.
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Fat Biker: Here’s Sweat in Your Eye
Ohh God it burns, when these little balls of salty sweat roll or drop right into the corner of your eyes.
It doesn’t happen every ride. Sometimes it happens when it hot, sometimes when it’s not.
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I May Have Assaulted a Douchebag Millennial — Allegedly
If you see me being led away in handcuffs anytime soon, it was just life teaching me another little lesson about me. Here’s my side of the story.
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Prescription for Patronizing
I’d like to extend a heart-felt and giant “fuck you” to the entire health care system for treating us all like children.
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Never Forget
Every Monday morning, I’m reminded why I hate Adolf Hitler. The “Never Forget” message is embedded right under my nose.
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The “Fourth” is Bullshit
Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America’s birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it’s a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.
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Back in the US, Back in the US, Back in the USTA
I’ve ranted, raved and complained like a 2-year-old with no cookie about the United States Tennis Association. And just when I thought I was out for good, they pulled me back in.
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The White Tiger
I learned something deep and dark about myself. If two of my friends ever go to hunt down the last white tiger on earth, the Bear and I would tag along, not say a fucking word, and laugh at all the wrong times.
Sounds awful I know.
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Sunshine Blogger Redux
The joke continues. Rants and Swears “re-nominated me” for a Sunshine Award.
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The Patriarchy Made Me Crush a Woman
I’ve got no evidence to prove it, but I’m convinced I almost crushed a woman just to support the patriarchy.
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Burned in Sitka
Went on the Alaska Cruise with the Bear. The forecast said cloudy and rain every day. Just what we wanted when we booked this trip for June. We figured it would have been over 100 degrees for a month in Arizona by then.
We figured wrong.
