I fucking hate driving from Tucson to Phoenix on Friday nights, and I’m not letting man-bun eat my pizza.
My generation sucks. And if you think I’m talking about “The Who” song, you are probably part of the problem.
This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent…
On 1/3/17, Kieran – wrote: _______________________________________________ OK, let’s get this year started right… Two people on this email thread have failed to sign up (Gibson and Scott). Henceforth they shall be purchasers of all beer at first home match — which I just saw is posted for Jan. […]
What follows is one of the email threads from my tennis team. On Mon, Jan 23, 2017 at 6:40 AM Tony wrote: Anybody interested in playing a singles match against me this morning or tomorrow evening? Tony (TPaps) ___________________________________________________ From: Julian Sent: Mon, Jan 23, 2017 6:41 AM […]
In 1987 (I think) I married a Savage, a real Savage, not some bullshit pejorative nickname, but a real Savage.
I have a son. He has a name, but I usually just call him “The Boy.”
When I was young, the kind of shitheads I used to hang around said things like: “I can’t see being married and waking up next to the same woman every day.”