If I had YouTube when I was 12, I could have been a millionaire. My parent's house in Akron, Ohio was full of fucking cats.
Tag: Akron
It Gets Better — After I Leave
Let's be honest in the late 70's, Akron, Ohio was the armpit of the midwest.
The Devil Strip
What do you call that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street? If you are from Akron, Ohio, you call it the Devil Strip.
Fuck Bridgestone and the PGA
This year was the last time the men's Professional Golf Association will stop in Akron, Ohio. Next year they are moving to Tennessee -- fucking Memphis
5 Life Lessons in 2 Minutes
Some people tell me I'm a very "negative person." First of all, fuck you. Who asked you? And second, you are right
All the Hookers Knew my Name
When I was 14, all the hookers at the Imperial 400 Motel in Akron, Ohio, knew my name.
You Can't Handle the Truth
I was drinking with a few friends at the 3rd world racquet club last week. I told them about a neighbor when I was a kid in Akron, Ohio. They didn't like it...
