Cat Chute and Bowling
If I had YouTube when I was 12, I could have been a millionaire. My parent’s house in Akron, Ohio was full of fucking cats.
It Gets Better — After I Leave
Let’s be honest in the late 70’s, Akron, Ohio was the armpit of the midwest.
The Devil Strip
What do you call that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street? If you are from Akron, Ohio, you call it the Devil Strip.
Fuck Bridgestone and the PGA
This year was the last time the men’s Professional Golf Association will stop in Akron, Ohio. Next year they are moving to Tennessee — fucking Memphis
5 Life Lessons in 2 Minutes
Some people tell me I’m a very “negative person.” First of all, fuck you. Who asked you? And second, you are right
All the Hookers Knew my Name
When I was 14, all the hookers at the Imperial 400 Motel in Akron, Ohio, knew my name.
You Can't Handle the Truth
I was drinking with a few friends at the 3rd world racquet club last week. I told them about a neighbor when I was a kid in Akron, Ohio. They didn’t like it…
Your Mama is a Big Fat Liar
My mother’s most famous student — Jeffrey Dahmer, the gay cannibal.
Copyright Storm Troopers -Updated
I got busted by the copyright police on fucking YouTube. The Bear told my brother I was a “writer” for Lewis Black. Of course he didn’t believe her
Green grass – kiss my ass
I have always hated grass in all of its non-smokable forms. In Akron in 1969, the sneaky old woman, who gave birth to me, challenged my 7-year-old manhood and s
The Shit Show — Updated
One of the family secrets that I did not know until recently — my mother used to call us: “The Shit Show.”
Put a helmet on… and finish that fucking cookie
Scars of childhood come out when it’s time to eat dessert.
