WordPress – cheese movers
Just when I was getting used to the new shittyness of the WordPress block editor – they fucked up the scheduler.
Smart-Ass Car
I traded in a liar and got a smart ass.
I am happier now — the Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel is dead. My new Honda Civic is “nice,” but these god damn “smart car” features make me want to strip to my bathrobe and scream “get off my lawn”.
Shoe Contracts
Every time I find a tennis shoe I like – brand, make, model, year, color, 10 seconds after I walk out of the store, they change all the fucking models
My Knee Warranty is Up
I had been told both my knees had tendonitis. It could get better in 2 weeks or 2 years. It didn’t
My Lying Nazi Just Won't Die
My Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel’s trip to hell has been delayed — again. I had the appointment to turn in the fucking thing over Labor Day.
Pendejo Time Machine
Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.
I'm in Hot Water — Finally
Every time I try to do something good for the planet, I get screwed.
Spotting Bullshit
When the fuck did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like Alan picking internet brides from Asia.
One Nazi Wiper
My Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel is going to Volkswagen hell, one part at a time. The latest part to do the dance of the damned was the front wiper
5 Life Lessons in 2 Minutes
Some people tell me I’m a very “negative person.” First of all, fuck you. Who asked you? And second, you are right
Ads on Top of My Bullshit — Updated
Most of you would never notice, but I added Google Ads to this Bullshit. No, no, I’m not fucking stupid, I’m never going to make any money at this shit.
Beer Reviews
There’s no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
My Lying Nazi VW has more Friends than I Do
Turns out my lying nazi bullshit diesel is not the only fucking bullshit diesel. They all are. Just in different ways
Fat Biker: Old Fart Cycling
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Family IT Guy
Listen my children, pick your career wisely. Nobody ever thinks about how many of your friends and family will expect “free service” for whatever skills you may
