There's no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
Turns out my lying nazi bullshit diesel is not the only fucking bullshit diesel. They all are. Just in different ways
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Listen my children, pick your career wisely. Nobody ever thinks about how many of your friends and family will expect "free service" for whatever skills you may
I can't read shit without glasses, and for 3 years, I just carried a pair of readers. Suddenly in the past few weeks, I keep losing my fucking glasses.
I can sort of get past the brain damage and grotesque injuries, but I can't fucking stand replay from the National Football League.
Don't look. Tell me what color your dishwasher and stove are.
After several years of a happy relationship with my iPhone 6, one day it was just over. I can hardly stand to look it in the eye.
This religious zest for drug purity in sports is Bullshit at it's best.
I got busted by the copyright police on fucking YouTube. The Bear told my brother I was a "writer" for Lewis Black. Of course he didn't believe her