Skip to content
Kieran's Bullshit Humor

Kieran's Bullshit Humor

Not suitable for children, the sensitive or those hoping to get into heaven.

  • Home
  • Atheism
  • Bad Tech
  • Bullshit Blogging
  • Dirty Words
  • Fat Biker
  • Lewis Black
  • Political Correctness
  • Savages
  • Sex and Gender
  • Stories of Akron
  • Tennis teams
  • Unpopular Rants

Tag: bear

Your little…

November 5, 2019November 5, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 12 Comments

Recently I noticed a small thing about the Bear that has been driving me a bit crazy. Whenever she refers to any thing about me or the things I like, she always adds this one adjective.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

All My Grass is Plastic

December 29, 2018December 29, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 5 Comments

It only took 6 years to beat the Nazis.  The Odyessey was done in 10.  Wimps. It took me 50 years to finally win "the grass wars."

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

My final attempt at Christmas shopping

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 6 Comments

I've been in "husband" boot camp for 32 years. There's no graduation in sight.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Whine Killer

December 4, 2018March 5, 2019 ~ Kieran ~ 6 Comments

Just when I was going to release my perfect whine to earn some free points with the Bear (one of the secrets to a long marriage is the art of sublte manipulation) that got fucked up too.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Fat Biker: Clueless Riders

November 15, 2018November 24, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 5 Comments

My clueless riders, didn't ask and didn't know those things.  They  just assumed that everyone thinks it's OK to endanger and maybe kill other people who don't look like or sound like you.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Susan B. Anthony got Spade

September 4, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 1 Comment

The fucking Savages started this trend of mini-dogs. The Boy followed and several months ago picked up a 13-pound rat that exhibits dog-like behavior.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic

August 9, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran

Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic -- at least according to the Bear I am.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Ginger Hikers

August 7, 2018 ~ Kieran

I was a little kid during the Civil Rights Movement, and somehow I always assumed everyone was getting less racist -- not more.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Fat Biker: Old Fart Cycling

June 26, 2018November 8, 2018 ~ Kieran ~ 1 Comment

One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Father's Day Party

June 19, 2018 ~ Kieran

Last year, the Bear set up a big family dinner for Father's Day. This year she hosted a giant fucking party for 60-100 people.

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print
  • Pinterest
  • More
  • WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Posts navigation

Older posts

Video Bullshit

  • Lewis Black Rants

Search This Bullshit

Bullshit Visits

  • 14,679 hits

Enter your email to SUBSCRIBE...

Join 998 other followers

Recent Bullshit

  • OK boomer December 10, 2019
  • Video Page December 7, 2019
  • Recycling is Bullshit December 5, 2019
  • Lewis Black Harassment December 3, 2019
  • Donald Trump misses me November 29, 2019
  • The Problem with Libertarians November 26, 2019

Categories

Find Bullshit by Month

Tags

Akron Atheism Bad Tech bear beer Bullshit comedy douchebaggery Fat Biker Funny History Humor Jesus Lewis Black Micro-aggressions parenting Republicans Satire Savages tennis The Bear the boy Third-world Racquet Club Tucson VW

Blogs I Follow

  • stephen metcalfe
  • A Blooming Scribe
  • A Dude Abikes
  • Jay's Brainstorms
  • Clever Girl Writes...
  • Faithfulkisses Fallacies
  • Vankleek Hill Photo Club
  • Musings from a Tangled Mind
  • The Huntress 915
  • Ben's Bitter Blog
  • Little Old Lady Comedy
  • Oh, For Fuck's Sake
  • THE WIDOW BADASS BLOG
  • My Life Lived Full
  • Chasing Unicorns
  • The Hidden Truths From a Disabled Girl
  • The Grocery Whisperer
  • Nowhere Tribune
  • She Writes Good
  • A Site for Sore Guys
  • Fractured Faith Blog
  • Common Sense and Whiskey
  • Tales from the Land Manatee
  • icouldbewrong.blog
  • The Out And Abouter

My Bullshit on Twitter

My Tweets

Comments

Kieran on OK boomer
Sean D. Layton on OK boomer
Kieran on OK boomer
Joanne Sisco on OK boomer
OK boomer – Ki… on Douchebag Millennials
  • Home
  • Atheism
  • Bad Tech
  • Bullshit Blogging
  • Dirty Words
  • Fat Biker
  • Lewis Black
  • Political Correctness
  • Savages
  • Sex and Gender
  • Stories of Akron
  • Tennis teams
  • Unpopular Rants
Blog at WordPress.com.
stephen metcalfe

notes of the desperate man

A Blooming Scribe

Poetry, short essays and other work showcased by a Scientist, Philosopher, and Adventurer. Posts on Monday and First Fridays.

A Dude Abikes

The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.

Jay's Brainstorms

All kinds of ideas and thoughts

Clever Girl Writes...

A Funny Blog

Faithfulkisses Fallacies

Misconceptions Humor Personal Experiences Faulty Opinions Family Recipes Pet Peeves Rants Musings

Vankleek Hill Photo Club

...mostly it's photos of Vankleek Hill.

Musings from a Tangled Mind

The Huntress 915

It's My Blog and I Can Cry If I Want To.....

Ben's Bitter Blog

"We make bitter better."

Little Old Lady Comedy

Comedy That Matters (To Us)

Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.

THE WIDOW BADASS BLOG

"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.

My Life Lived Full

If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

Chasing Unicorns

The not great, but adequate, scrivenings of a unicorn chaser.

The Hidden Truths From a Disabled Girl

The Grocery Whisperer

Life is punny. It's funnier than fiction.

Nowhere Tribune

Book reviews and other news from nowhere in particular

She Writes Good

a blog for the everyday with some random sprinkles of snark

A Site for Sore Guys

A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.

Fractured Faith Blog

Common Sense and Whiskey

Modest Adventures Far from Home

Tales from the Land Manatee

My life as a cautionary tale.

icouldbewrong.blog

Informative, invigorating, sometimes even entertaining ... Your comments are encouraged here!

The Out And Abouter

- Satire, Commentary, Satirical Commentary -

Cancel
loading Cancel
Post was not sent - check your email addresses!
Email check failed, please try again
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.
Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
%d bloggers like this: