Tag: Boy

“Our Story” — rewrite from the groom’s father

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Fucking weddings have gotten even more complicated. Now you have to have a website with invitations, RSVP’s, maps, shit to do, the mandatory shopping lists (registry) and the obligatory “Our Story.”

Somehow it became my job to review my son’s website and send him feedback and corrections (thanks to the project management skills of the wife). Mostly around “Our Story,” because his story is not as good as his cousin’s (who just got married Sept. 29).

Ginger Stripper

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When it comes to sex and girls, the Boy and I used to have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. The wife does not share this policy. She used to stick her nose into every part of his “relationships” like she’s a hungry bear and they are unguarded […]