Not suitable for children, the sensitive or those hoping to get into heaven.
It took me 10 minutes to decide the •% symbols were the best to replace "uc" in fucking. I had never used symbols to cover up letters in a dirty word before. If I'm going to use a dirty word, I want the full effect.
I learned recently that several fathers have let their children read this Bullshit. I'm seriously thinking about calling Child Protective Services.
I've been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids' throats as "grammar" is bullshit.
No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.
There's a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.
If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. In 5 minutes, you will feel a lot fucking better.
I might have to break a couple of semi-famous thumbs.
We often forget the impact we have on others. Here's a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.
I'm infesting my Gilbert, Az, neighborhood like lime disease or rabies.
If you see me being led away in handcuffs anytime soon, it was just life teaching me another little lesson about me. Here's my side of the story.
Bizarre thoughts from author Jenny Lawson - Like Mother Teresa, only better.
Pull up and listen...I've got a funny one for ya...
Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island
cycling less than i plan
Life Through The Lens Of A Silly, Stubborn Heart.
Author of suspense novels Sketch, Justice For Belle, Search For Maylee, Aggravated Momentum, and a medley of short stories.
"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James
notes of the desperate man
The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.
All kinds of ideas and thoughts
A Funny Blog
It's My Blog and I Can Cry If I Want To.....
"We make bitter better."
Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.
"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.
If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
The not great, but adequate, scrivenings of a unicorn chaser.
Life is punny. It's funnier than fiction.
News and views from nowhere in particular, somewhere in Texas
a blog for the everyday with some random sprinkles of snark
A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.
Modest Adventures Far from Home
My life as a cautionary tale.
Informative, invigorating, sometimes even entertaining ... Your comments are encouraged here!
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