Fucking 57-years-old and what do you get? Another participation trophy.
Let's play a game: (The sensitive and the religious may want to sit this one out). Is it a quote from the Bible of Mein Kampf? Yeah that Mein Kampf -- Hitler's evil receipe for the world. I'm not praising that shit. I'm just showing the worst example I could think of to compare to what some think is the "good book."
Something different. This crazy lady I met on the internet asked if I would write something for her blog. Unlike all the other lifestyle and recipe blogs, she rants and swears with the best of them. Unlike my bullshit, there's a lot more to her stuff than just anger and insults. So, I could only hope to put some bullshit together that would fit on her page. And sadly this is the best I could do. You can read it on her page: http://ccorral.blogspot.com/2019/01/killing-me-with-coffee.html
It was my niece's wedding, and Shannon is not submitting to nobody, nowhere. She came out of the womb screaming like a banshee, and that screaming for shit didn't stop until she learned how to talk.
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing -- for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his "Rant is Due" tirades.
The Bear and I went to get our passports renewed. His nametag said Bob. Bob was efficient, thorough and a mother fucking racist.
My Fucked-Up Tennis Team is now completely fucked-up in an entirely new way.
After 57 years of surviving on this planet, I just found out, I'm deformed.
Let's make a list of shit that better happen or we go all Yellow Vests like the French.
I've been in "husband" boot camp for 32 years. There's no graduation in sight.