In a Pickle(ball)
Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.
Whose dream is it anyway
I’ve been married so long, I’m starting to dream that I’m cheating on her… I’m not fucking kidding. Woke up in a hot sweat, half covered with a down blanket and fully wrapped in guilt.
Seeing the world through blue-tinted glasses
Larry the Cable Guy taught me something on Twitter. I too, am becoming a narrow-minded old fart.
Bullshit searches
It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find this bullshit.
The list was a little surprising:
The high cost of the Electoral College
It was created to solve a problem that didn’t exist, and now the very existence of the Electoral College creates a bigger problem — giving power to losers.
Fuck “Up talking”
Remember when “Up talking” was just for teenage girls and gay men? Those were the fucking days.
Facebook Bullshit
For the four people who found this blog through Facebook, you may have noticed a change. No longer is my Facebook page called Kieran’s Bullshit.
Facebook called bullshit on Kieran’s Bullshit.
Stay in school
Here’s a message I thought I could stand up and salute… or at least a part of me could.
A little bit of Akron in La Jolla
The LJBTC community was infested by two things from Akron, Ohio at the same time. The LJBTC will never be the same.
Who do you think you are f•%king foolin’
It took me 10 minutes to decide the •% symbols were the best to replace “uc” in fucking.
I had never used symbols to cover up letters in a dirty word before. If I’m going to use a dirty word, I want the full effect.
Papas don’t let your babies grow up to read Bullshit
I learned recently that several fathers have let their children read this Bullshit. I’m seriously thinking about calling Child Protective Services.
Grammar is Bullshit — Mostly
I’ve been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids’ throats as “grammar” is bullshit.
Un-consensual Updates
No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.
My Love is Bigger than a Subaru
There’s a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.
Deadwood Walking
If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. In 5 minutes, you will feel a lot fucking better.
