I fucking hate Tom Brady
But I couldn’t just say that as my latest sports satire piece. So I wrote this instead: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat
Next man up
If you have ever wanted to play in the NFL, start working out now…
No this isn’t some fucking review of the Kurt Warner movie – an underdog tale of “pray and play and someday your dreams will come true”…
It’s much worse than that. It’s the fucking Covid.
Resurrection of the Roomba
For nearly two decades, I grieved the loss of my original Roomba. The little robot vacuum that couldn’t.
STFU about prosecuting Trump
Every week for the last 5 years, we have heard the same bullshit, “as soon as he is out of office Trump and his co-conspirators will be arrested and prosecuted.”
Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
Chihuahua privilege
If you don’t believe stereotypes exist for a reason, walk a 10-pound chihuahua in public.
Pro Life hypocrisy
When it comes to abortion and the death penalty, both sides scream “HYPOCRITE.”
I call bullshit on both your houses.
Thanks-grilling
About 30 Savages invaded the Bear’s home on Thursday — yes it was Thanksgiving. We had shish-kaboobs outside in 90-degree heat at 1 p.m
Likeable enough
Remember when Obama said Hilary was “Likeable enough?” Well, she wasn’t, and neither am I.
Cool red wine
I am a terrible disappointment to my father.
Air Bags
Bill Burr has a great joke about air bags… It’s funny, but it’s fucking wrong.
Hoisted by his own billables
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
Rotterator
Opened the fridge door — damn that smelled like shit. I knew exactly what to blame. That 18-inch long bag of celery.
Green-eyed Monster
I was walking Carol Baskins, when I bumped into my wife’s boss (the principal). “She really can’t wait to get Carol in her classroom,” the boss said. “She talks about it all the time.”
Sugar Mama vs Bear
In the battle of the Bullshit blog nicknames, I was confident I had picked a winner. Surprise, I fucked that up.
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