The power of spinning
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
The Nelson Step
Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club — one of these steps is not like the others. It’s blonde and has a slightly different pattern
Fat Biker: Old Fart Cycling
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Beach BBQ Bingo
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
Hoisted by his own billables — Updated
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
Fat Biker – Batteries Not Included
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
Top 10 Reasons I Left Teaching
#RedForEd has been an awesome movement. I got to share the fruits without doing any of the labor.
Spotting Bullshit
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the wife I am.
The world’s newest profession
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
I Remember My First Beer
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
Asexual merges
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
The Most Amazing Thing I Ever Saw (in a grocery store)
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it.
Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading the groceries. No one said shit.
My white emergency
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
Suck It Tech Giants
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
Kieran's Humor 