After 57 years of surviving on this planet, I just found out, I'm deformed.
The bosses said it was a really important trip and they needed "key" people to go. I was really happy they picked me, until I learned "key people" means fucking idiots.
My little brother was a hippie. When he was young, he joined the peace corp. 30 years later he is an organic fruit farmer in Washington state...
We are building the goddamn wall on the wrong side. We need to keep those fucking happy Canadians out of this country.