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“Covid” cough at the club

By Kieran on June 14, 2022 • ( 6 Comments )

“I’m dying,” the wife said in a way we all knew she was not.

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High Culture and Low Humor

By Kieran on May 31, 2022 • ( Leave a comment )

I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.

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Fat Biker: The Wire

By Kieran on February 19, 2021 • ( 9 Comments )

“I bought this bike, so I could ride it. I don’t want to learn how to fix it.”

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Feeding my face

By Kieran on August 18, 2020 • ( 3 Comments )

I got a new iPhone with face recognition. Now my Twitter feed is fucking with me.

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Intelligence Test

By Kieran on March 19, 2020 • ( 12 Comments )

I don’t need no IQ test to tell how stupid people think I am. I just need the Bear to leave for a few days.

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Fat Biker: Rim jobs

By Kieran on February 4, 2020 • ( 4 Comments )

Fat Bikers are hell on wheels.

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Video Page

By Kieran on December 7, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/

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Cussing in Context

By Kieran on November 14, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

I don’t trust people who don’t cuss — those fuckers are hiding something.

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Grammar is Bullshit — Mostly

By Kieran on November 12, 2019 • ( 4 Comments )

I’ve been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids’ throats as “grammar” is bullshit.

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Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke

By Kieran on October 9, 2019 • ( 9 Comments )

If I was smart, I would have gone to Las Vegas on Sunday. On Saturday, I hit the fucking Rant is Due lottery — Lewis Black read another of my little stories.

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Un-consensual Updates

By Kieran on September 24, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.

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My Love is Bigger than a Subaru

By Kieran on September 19, 2019 • ( 10 Comments )

There’s a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.

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The 5 most powerful words in English

By Kieran on August 15, 2019 • ( 16 Comments )

I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I’m calling bullshit on this whole thing.

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The Biggest Bullshit Awards

By Kieran on August 13, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

I’ve been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master’s degree by now. In those 30 months, I’ve gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it’s time to present the participation trophies.

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Fucking Parking Lot

By Kieran on August 8, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I was just two windows away from my second possible menage-a-trois, and I’m so old, I didn’t even turn around to look.

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Tag: comedy

“Covid” cough at the club

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High Culture and Low Humor

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Fat Biker: The Wire

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Feeding my face

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Intelligence Test

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Fat Biker: Rim jobs

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Video Page

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Cussing in Context

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Grammar is Bullshit — Mostly

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Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke

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Un-consensual Updates

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My Love is Bigger than a Subaru

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The 5 most powerful words in English

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The Biggest Bullshit Awards

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Fucking Parking Lot

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