I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/
Video Page
Tag: comedy
Cussing in Context
I don't trust people who don't cuss -- those fuckers are hiding something.
Grammar is Bullshit — Mostly
I've been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids' throats as "grammar" is bullshit.
Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke
If I was smart, I would have gone to Las Vegas on Sunday. On Saturday, I hit the fucking Rant is Due lottery -- Lewis Black read another of my little stories.
Un-consensual Updates
No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.
My Love is Bigger than a Subaru
There's a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.
The 5 most powerful words in English
I went down some fucking rabbit hole on the internet and ended up on this post: The 5 Most Powerful Words in the English Language. I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing.
The Biggest Bullshit Awards
I've been writing this bullshit for two-and-a-half-years. Jesus, I could have had a master's degree by now. In those 30 months, I've gone from 5 to about 8 readers. Following how my god damn generation raised all these douchebags, when you hit 8 participants, it's time to present the participation trophies.
Fucking Parking Lot
I was just two windows away from my second possible menage-a-trois, and I'm so old, I didn't even turn around to look.
The Legend Retires — Updated
Believe it or not, I have a friend, who recently became "famous" for quitting. Well, at least "internet famous" (in Tucson only) when he quietly retired.
