Phoenix, Arizona, where mighty rivers go to die. Phoenix is a giant sandy sponge that soaks up all the fresh water from 5 states. The Salt and Verde rivers bring water from northern Arizona and New Mexico and run dry 30 miles short of Phoenix. The underground aquifers of the Santa Cruz, Gila, Agua Fria and New rivers drift into the Valley of the Sun.
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing -- for us. As you may already know, the Bullshit blog has several entries to include the shit Lewis was kind enough to read in his "Rant is Due" tirades.
The Bear and I went to get our passports renewed. His nametag said Bob. Bob was efficient, thorough and a mother fucking racist.
After 57 years of surviving on this planet, I just found out, I'm deformed.
I love dirty words. Nothing can convey raw emotion and add meaning like throwing a few fucks or shits into the conversation.
Jesus was sitting with him at bar in the Third World Club when the first signs of a metaphorical exoskeleton started to cover the douchebag millennial's body.
I finally freed myself of the wicked Wix and moved my bullshit to WordPress.
It was the one day of the year when the people of Tucson whispered "winter is coming" and dug in their closets to find their one dust-covered windbreaker.
If you are going to have a team, it's going to need a nickname, a mascot and some fucked up cheers.
The bosses said it was a really important trip and they needed "key" people to go. I was really happy they picked me, until I learned "key people" means fucking idiots.