I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it.
Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading the groceries. No one said shit.
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
Vladimir Putin is the king of bullshitters. He’s so good, even when you know he’s lying, you have to think for a second to realize just how steamy his hot pile can get…
In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.
Like 99 percent of all men, for years I’ve struggled with getting “pussy” right.
Now that the GOAT is gone, it’s going to be harder than ever to market his “personality” to a skeptical public. Details here:https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat
Taking a moral stand in a sports business seems to be a modern oxymoron. Or at least that’s what I wrote and they foolishly published on this website: https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/wta-intervention
Every week for the last 5 years, we have heard the same bullshit, “as soon as he is out of office Trump and his co-conspirators will be arrested and prosecuted.”