My Lying Nazi Just Won't Die
My Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel’s trip to hell has been delayed — again. I had the appointment to turn in the fucking thing over Labor Day.
Suck It Pickle Ball
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
Top 10 Douchebag Millennial Moves
Of all the bad shit the Baby Boom generation has done, the worst is raising all of these fucking douchebag millennials.
Cat Chute and Bowling
If I had YouTube when I was 12, I could have been a millionaire. My parent’s house in Akron, Ohio was full of fucking cats.
Recruiting Crustaceans
Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the “Rats” (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you — you are only partially right. […]
It Gets Better — After I Leave
Let’s be honest in the late 70’s, Akron, Ohio was the armpit of the midwest.
Susan B. Anthony got Spade
The fucking Savages started this trend of mini-dogs. The Boy followed and several months ago picked up a 13-pound rat that exhibits dog-like behavior.
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
One of the best bullshit stories I ever heard came from Mike Brennan — or at least I’m blaming him for it.
“I met Ruby Tuesday — you know from the Rolling Stones’ song,” Mike may have said – in 1990-something. “He’s my neighbor.”
Fuck Bridgestone and the PGA
This year was the last time the men’s Professional Golf Association will stop in Akron, Ohio. Next year they are moving to Tennessee — fucking Memphis
Clintocracy
The fucking Democrats can’t punch their way out of a plastic grocery bag.
My Lying Nazi VW has more Friends than I Do
Turns out my lying nazi bullshit diesel is not the only fucking bullshit diesel. They all are. Just in different ways
The Bonobo Cure for "Incels"
The older I get, the more I blame the fucking chimps for most of our problems.
Rage Against the… Other Fucking Driver
Adrenaline is powerful shit.
A letter from Kieran to his "douchebag millennial" tennis team
Well, well, looky who volunteered to captain our fucked-up tennis team this season: Julian, the ODM (Original Douchebag Millennial). We didn’t even get to start the first match before the fucking universe brought down a cloud of karma on his head. Fellow douchebag, Sherwin, bailed out of the […]
The Blame Game
A couple of friends of mine recently split up, and it made me think that we are just a fucked up species.
