My Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel’s trip to hell has been delayed — again. I had the appointment to turn in the fucking thing over Labor Day.
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
Of all the bad shit the Baby Boom generation has done, the worst is raising all of these fucking douchebag millennials.
If I had YouTube when I was 12, I could have been a millionaire. My parent’s house in Akron, Ohio was full of fucking cats.
Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the “Rats” (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you — you are only partially right. […]
Let’s be honest in the late 70’s, Akron, Ohio was the armpit of the midwest.
The fucking Savages started this trend of mini-dogs. The Boy followed and several months ago picked up a 13-pound rat that exhibits dog-like behavior.
One of the best bullshit stories I ever heard came from Mike Brennan — or at least I’m blaming him for it.
“I met Ruby Tuesday — you know from the Rolling Stones’ song,” Mike may have said – in 1990-something. “He’s my neighbor.”
This year was the last time the men’s Professional Golf Association will stop in Akron, Ohio. Next year they are moving to Tennessee — fucking Memphis
The fucking Democrats can’t punch their way out of a plastic grocery bag.
Turns out my lying nazi bullshit diesel is not the only fucking bullshit diesel. They all are. Just in different ways
The older I get, the more I blame the fucking chimps for most of our problems.
Adrenaline is powerful shit.
Well, well, looky who volunteered to captain our fucked-up tennis team this season: Julian, the ODM (Original Douchebag Millennial). We didn’t even get to start the first match before the fucking universe brought down a cloud of karma on his head. Fellow douchebag, Sherwin, bailed out of the […]
A couple of friends of mine recently split up, and it made me think that we are just a fucked up species.