It’s the US Open mother fuckers, time to celebrate tennis. But I just had to go to the uspen.org website and fucking ruin it.
This post was originally written in 2017 — but it was resonating with me again this month. During all the news coverage of the white nationalists shouting in Charlotte, I heard one really good idea. Yeah, surprise me too. Of course it was coming out of a mother-fucking-mouth-breathing […]
I hate just about everything that is fucking PC, but in the past few weeks I’ve learned to really like “micro-aggressions.” I plan to use a lot of them at parties and family gatherings. Since most of my friends are older than dirt, I’ve had to explain micro-agressions […]
It was in one of my first classes at ASU. American History 101. The professor was probably 25 years old. She wore business suits every day. If she was more than 5-feet tall, I’m a dinosaur.
She was smart and she knew her shit, and I liked her. But I don’t think she liked me. I sat in the back, and mumbled very deep thoughts like: “that’s fucking bullshit.”
What’s the difference between a douchebag and an asshole?
Watching you guys schedule a line up for a match is like watching 8 monkeys fucking a football.
I fucking hate driving from Tucson to Phoenix on Friday nights, and I’m not letting man-bun eat my pizza.
My generation sucks. And if you think I’m talking about “The Who” song, you are probably part of the problem.
This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent…
What follows is one of the email threads from my tennis team. On Mon, Jan 23, 2017 at 6:40 AM Tony wrote: Anybody interested in playing a singles match against me this morning or tomorrow evening? Tony (TPaps) ___________________________________________________ From: Julian Sent: Mon, Jan 23, 2017 6:41 AM […]